Hollywood celebrity gossip has learned that NICK CANNON has been hospitalized for “mild kidney failure” at a hospital in Aspen, Colorado, where he and wife MARIAH CAREY spent the holidays.

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Mariah, who announced the news on her official website, jokes that the roles have been reversed between her and her hubby—Mariah was the one stuck in a hospital bed last year, after giving birth to her and Nick’s beautiful twins, Morroccan and Monroe, and Nick was the one looking after her. Now, it’s the other way around. The superstar diva writes:

In recent Hollywood news, NICK CANNON has revealed that he gets pulled over every week… and he thinks it’s because he’s “a black man with a nice car.”

Huh???

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Just a few hours ago, the father of two wrote on his Twitter account:

“Just got pulled over again. For the 1st time ever… The Cop let me go! He was a black man! ‘Preciate it Brotha!!”

NICK CANNON made a joke about killing a dog and enraged not only PETA, but a lot of other listeners, as well, during his morning radio show on New York’s 92.3 NOW FM. Seems like the fib went on forever and ever, and no one tried to tell Nick to cut it.

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Seems like Nick has to learn some lessons in political correctness. Either that or trimming down the punchline to make the joke really sound like a joke, and not something he did for real…

NICK CANNON is all but gushing over his wife’s MARIAH CAREY‘s post-baby body, claiming she now has the figure she used to have in the 1990′s, when Nick was a young boy of 10…

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Let’s compare the above photos, for instance. There’s Mariah in the 90′s. And that’s Mariah before her husband knocked her up. Now you understand why he’s so excited?

No, not as the youngest black guy to marry a fleshier older woman and sire twins, but NICK CANNON attempted to break the Guiness Book of World Records today for giving out the most hugs a single person ever has given in the space of an hour. What, he’s not getting any at home?

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Poor guy, and here we thought Mariah was one of the sweetest divas

Diva MARIAH CAREY is shopping for the first photoshoot spread with her twins, and her asking price runs into millions of dollars. Unfortunately, the tabloids ain’t biting. In fact, the highest bid she could get so far is a measly $200,000. Let’s face it, Mariah and NICK CANNON aren’t Brangelina. Not by a long shot.

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