Bridget Marquardt has a new boyfriend, director Nick Carpenter.Sniff, sniff. The last of Hugh Hefner’s former women is finally paired off. Ah, memories. Something tells me Bridget was practically kicked out of the mansion, so it’s good she’s found some dolt to play house with her. My first reaction: who the hell is Nick Carpenter? A quick google search told me he is a director and working on some bomb movie called StarCraft II. I wasn’t curious enough to read the cheesy, sci-fi synopsis, but hey, at least he’s got a gig and he used to date Marisa Tomei.