How highly unlikely is that?

The Kardashian Klan are currently laughing their prominent behinds off at speculations that emerged disgraced football player/actor O.J. Simpson is Khloe‘s real father. Some Hollywood rag made the dubious connection after Kris Jenner‘s made allegations in her book, “Kris Jenner and All Things Kardashian,” that she could’ve saved O.J.‘s wife, BFF Nicole Brown Simpson from being murdered in 1995. O.J. was later charged with the killings of his wife and her friend, Ronald Goldman, but Kris‘ ex-husband, the late lawyer Robert Kardashian, Sr., got him acquitted in what was termed the trial of the century…

Uh… so which part in there did O.J. find the time to father Khloe Kardashian?

“O.J. told me Khloe’s his child,”

a source told The National Enquirer.

It appears this source is currently serving time with O.J. at the Lovelock Correctional Center in Lovelock, Nevada where Simpson is currently spending the next 30 years of his 33-year imprisonment for multiple felony counts, including criminal conspiracy, kidnapping, assault, robbery, and using a deadly weapon.

Sorry O.J., not even Robert Kardashian, Sr.’s ghost can bail you out this time.

The source further alleges that Khloe’s mother Kris Jenner had several trysts with O.J. around the time Khloe was conceived. They also point out the similarities Khloe shares with O.J.’s 26-year-old daughter Sydney.

The source also said that O.J. boasted about his affair and told friends about a “secret love child” he had.

“O.J. bragged about his sex life and many female conquests, which he said included some of his best friends’ wives,”

another source told the tabloid.

“He used to tell us way back – even before he and Nicole got divorced – that he had a love child with the wife of a wealthy family.”

And to answer all these rumors and allegations, Kim Kardashian tweeted, tongue-in-cheek:

“Now we have all the answers! It makes sense now! Khloe u are so tan!”

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From multiple luxurious bathrooms to a cold metal lavatory and commode.  Provided is a list of ten famous, talented and beautiful people (well, Phil Spector may not be so beautiful) that have resided in jail. Some are still locked up and some are likely to spend the rest of their lives behind bars.

How can a young lady with so much wealth and popularity end up in jail?  Paris Hilton, the fortunate princess heiress  of the Hilton Hotel Empire, had to spend  some time in a not-so-luxurious hotel ( a zero star rating)with bars (not the kind she was accustomed to as a party girl).  She was allowed to check out after 23 days of her 45 day “vacation” in 2007. She broke probation to receive her sentence.  Paris Hilton’s probation was for only for speeding  down Sunset Boulevard while inebriated, headlights of  after dark, and with a suspended drivers license

Wesley Snipes. What can you say? The name Wesley Snipes evokes an image of cool. Yeah, but Uncle Sam doesn’t think anyone is cool. The creative producer, highly-skilled martial artist and  superb actor had to report to a Pennsylvania  prison December 9, 2010, and won’t be checking out until Christmas 2013. Wesley Snipes merely didn’t file his income taxes, and had three misdemeanor charges leading to adding “prison inmate”  to his formerly illustrious portfolio.

Such a beautiful young woman, yet such ugly behavior at times.  Lindsay Lohan, in her last real-life performance, Lohan wore a $2,500 necklace as she casually walked out the doors of a Venice, California jewelry store. The trouble was that the store owned it, and not Lindsay Lohan.  Lindsay may spend 120 days in jail, and serve 480 days of community service.

Moving from acting to music, ever hear of Earl Simmons? Better known as DMX, the highly popular rapper and actor in the late 90s, has been bouncing in and out of jail since then. DMX has a thing for being cruel to animals, driving without a license while under the influence and carjacking. DMX is a wealthy, gifted rapper with fans worldwide, but jail has been like a second home since childhood for the great DMX.

Clifford Harris, better known as T.I. has had stints in jail for repeated drug and weapons charges. T.I. had success performing with Eminem, and solo from works produced by Kanye West.

Also involved in the music world and jail time is the illustrious man of many wigs, Phil Spector.  Spector became immensely wealthy for his unique “wall of sound” music production method. He also co-wrote “You Lost That Lovin’ Feelin’” for the Righteous Brothers, one of the biggest hits ever. Now Phil Spector is a big hit behind bars for 19 years to life. He murdered a young aspiring actress who made fun of his looks, reportedly.

Moving from music to sports, how about the enigmatic O.J. Simpson? A handsome, articulate, charming world-class athlete, O.J. Simpson pushed his luck one notch too far. He beat the murder conviction of his beautiful ex-wife, Nicole Simpson, whom he couldn’t resist beating up on occasion, and her boyfriend, Ron Goldman. However, some years later, he was convicted of armed robbery/kidnapping in a hotel room. The ex-football star is no longer living in Beverly Hills. O.J. Simpson is spending 33 years in prison.

Plaxico Burress is now recovering in jail after shooting himself in the leg.  Burress was formerly a Super Bowl wide receiver for the New York Giants. Plaxico Burress failed to register the weapon before he accidentally shot himself at a New York nightclub. The good news is that the wound healed.

Rae Carruth is a former NFL football player who is serving 18 years behind bars for hiring a hit man to kill his girlfriend who was also pregnant with his baby. What a guy!

Jayson Williams, the former NBA All-Star basketball player made the mistake of trying to cover up his fatal shooting of his limousine driver, Costas Christoffi. Good luck, Mr. Williams, hiring another limo driver. Jayson Williams is now spending five years in prison since January 2010.

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more photos after the conviction…

The charge carries a mandatory 5 years behind bars. The official sentencing will take place on December 5. Supposedly, O.J. was just making a friendly visit to an acquaintance’s hotel room in Las Vegas to retrieve some sport’s memorabilia he claimed was his when all this judicial hell broke loose. It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he and his friend stormed the hotel room with guns, stuffed merchandise that wasn’t his into a pillow case and fled. That didn’t have anything to do with it. 

O.J.’s lawyers claim the charge is “overblown.”

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“He was very cooperative, there were no issues,” Capt. James Dillon said.

Simpson was being booked Sunday night on two counts of robbery with a deadly weapon, two counts of assault with a deadly weapon, conspiracy to commit a crime and burglary with a firearm, police said. The district attorney, meanwhile, said he expected Simpson to ultimately be charged with seven felonies and one gross misdemeanor.

A judge ordered Simpson be held without bail, said Sgt. John Loretto. A court date was set for Thursday.

If convicted of the booking charges, Simpson would face up to 30 years in state prison on each robbery count alone.

Simpson, 60, has said he and other people were retrieving items that belonged to him. Simpson has said there were no guns involved and that he went to the room at the Palace Station casino only to get stolen mementos that included his Hall of Fame certificate and a picture of the running back with J. Edgar Hoover.

Back in the 90s, the O.J. Simpson murder case was a highly-publicized U.S. criminal trial in which Simpson, the former American football star was acquitted in the murders of his former wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman, later a civil court jury found Simpson responsible for the deaths and ordered him to pay $33.5 million in damages to their families. Simpson has had to auction off his sports collectibles, including his Heisman Trophy, to pay some of the $33.5 million judgment awarded in the civil trial.

Anyone who followed the O.J. Simpson & Nicole Brown case back then would probably want Simpson to be put away.

The mug shot is from 1994.

Kim’s late father, Robert Kardashian was a very successful attorney who famously defended O.J. Simpson from murder charges against his ex-wife, Nicole Brown and her then-boyfriend.

Now, you wonder if Kardashian just show up at every event without thinking..