Oksana Grigorieva’s bodyguard, aka Kristian Herzog, is writing a tell all about their relationship. Relationship? I thought he was posing as a security guard for her? I guess we know what he was out for – fame and money! Now he has name recognition, out comes the book.

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What a surprise. But when someone lies about being security and who is supposed to be paying them, are you really that surprised? From Peace FM:

Oksana Grigorieva’s security guard is a fake! The man, named Kristian Herzog, said he used to work for Jack Nicholson who was also happened to be paying him. Why would Jack Nicholson pay for a bodyuard to Oksana? In short, he didn’t!

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Kristian is a fake, and a felon to boot! How nice that he was around.

We know Kristian Otto Herzog — a twice-convicted felon who impersonated a cop with a loaded firearm — told Mel Gibson’s baby mama he would protect her free of charge, because Jack was graciously covering the bills.

Oksana gets $20,000 a month from Mel Gibson. Oksana just won a decision where the judges upped her child support from $5K to $20K each month. Even though it sounds like a lot of money, Oksana was actually asking for $60,000 every month!

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More pictures of Oksana after the check…

What in the world do you need $60K for each month? Most people in the world don’t even make that much in a whole YEAR!

Mel Gibson is avoiding his deposition. Gee, is anyone surprised that Mel is NOT anxious to sit on a stand and recall the nasty things he allegedly said and did? Oksana Grigorieva’s camp is making the most of this story now…

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More pictures of Mel after the avoidance…

Mel probably won’t say much when he’s on the stand, because you have the right to not incriminate yourself.

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva were BOTH cleared in child custody case. Huh? So does this mean the incident never happened and Mel never hit her? Not necessarily, it just can’t be proven.

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More pictures of Mel and Oksana after the confusion…

Mel and Oksana have both been testifying, bringing out experts, witnesses and proof that they are fit parents.

Oksana Grigorieva skipped on custody deposition. How can you call in sick to the court on something that is required of you to do, in order to get custody of your child? Whatever…Oksana managed to do it and stayed home.

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More pictures of Oksana after the feign…

Is Oksana faking it because she needs to regroup and get her story straight?

Oksana Grigorieva played hooky today — skipping day two of her deposition in her child custody case with Mel Gibson.