P. Diddy is so serious about his James Bond quest he’s submitted a tape—which is also his new “I Am King” fragrance ad. Oh lord. Does P. Diddy just sit around in his penthouse and dream up fantastical roles to play and new ways to splash his face all over the world? He really is like a kid with too much money and time on his hands.

 
 

P. Diddy (Sean Combs) wants to be a black James Bond. In sort of the same vain as when Beyonce wanted to be a black Wonder Woman, Diddy thinks the Bond empire should expand to include him. Hm. P. Diddy thinks James Bond should come to New York and meet him. He has a storyline figured out and everything.

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Diddy told Britian’s Observer:

 
 

DJ Mark Ronson ate some hash brownies at P.Diddy’s White Party this year. The brother of Samantha Ronson was famished and stuffed three brownies down his throat when he entered the party. Bad move, Mark! Nothing in Diddy’s world is what it seems, and he soon realized there was more than chocolate, milk, eggs, and flour in the mix.

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Biography: Diddy: birth name: Sean John Combs; aka Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy and Puffy. Diddy was born on November 4, 1969 in the public housing projects of Harlem, New York. Diddy’s height: 5 feet 10 1/2 (179 cm); Zodiac Sign: Scorpio.

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Diddy besides having so many stage names is a man of many talents. He’s a rapper, record producer, actor, men’s fashion designer, entrepreneur and dancer. His business interests are under the umbrella of Bad Boy Entertainment Worldwide which include Bad Boy Records, the clothing lines Sean John and Sean by Sean Combs, a movie production company, and two restaurants.

 
 

This has got to be one of the funniest moments captured on camera in a long time.  P. Diddy gets out of his waiting vehicle, looks to put his attitude on and Wham!  There’s a pile of dog doo-doo right in his way!

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So, do you think that pile is what Mariah Carey left behind two days ago?  He’ll be a ding-donging on her door in a minute. 

 
 

Sean Combs – P Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean John or whatever you want to call him – had a bad weekend too.  He didn’t crash – like it seemed everyone else was doing – his entourage had police draw their weapons!

 

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Sean and his posse were leaving a club Saturday night.  Late.  Are you surprised?  Anyway, it seems like police got behind one of the cars in his entourage that didn’t have current plates, so it was pulled over.  As any good posse does, all of the cars stopped while the police investigated. 

 
 

Jermaine Dupri – who happens to be a music industry pro as well as Janet Jackson’s main squeeze – had a little party in Atlanta over the weekend. And it was a bang!

 

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Dupri’s party guests included P Diddy, Usher, Gabrielle Union and Larenz Tate.  And they all ran for cover and left the party when shots rang out in the night.  None of the stars were injured.