Star news was thinking more along the lines of Mary Magdalene maybe, or even that Samaritan woman at the well… but the Virgin Mary? We suppose miracles do happen…and Pamela Anderson‘s about to reclaim her virginity, such as it is, on Canadian television…

The special will be hosted by comedian Russell Peters, and it’s geared to present “an irreverent twist on the Christmas special making it unlike anything viewers have seen before.”

Uh-oh. Beware Canadian TV viewers, Sodom and Gomorrah will rise from the ashes…

What is the world coming to these days if people have started making fun of one of the most important and solemn celebrations in the Christian world? What will they make fun of next? The Ramadan?

So if you’re really curious to see how a bottle-blonde and silicone-chested Virgin Mary will handle the birth of the Christ, stay tuned to watch Pamela Anderson on December 1 at 9 p.m. ET on CTV…

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Pam told Hollywood celebrity websites the crazed fan may have been in her house with her and her sons, Brandon and Dylan for several days. *shudder* Pam must be living in a 15-room mansion for her not to notice she had an unwelcome guest.

“One fan snuck into my house, sliced their wrists and then ate all my bread. It’s terrible but I am serious! When the police took her, she was even wearing one of my ‘Baywatch’ bathing suits. It was very scary, actually. I was in my house with my children, alone, and this woman had gotten in and was there for a few days.”

*double shudder*

“I kept noticing my bread was going missing and then my jean jacket disappeared. But I was like, ‘I’m going crazy because I have two babies, I’m forgetting everything.’ But this woman had been staying in the guest room for days. When the police came, she slit her wrists!”

Can you imagine anyone sneaking into your own home, living there for days, wearing your clothes, and eating your food, ….all without you knowing? Pam Anderson must be more out of it than most people. Shouldn’t social services have a go-see about how her kids are really doing?

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We haven’t had  a chance to peak inside the rag but Pam apparently has done an eight-page nude pictorial in this January issue of Playboy. Still going nude at 43 and being a mother of two? I say perhaps it’s time to stay clothed.

Besides the Playboy cover picture, we’ve uploaded a few of Pam dressed in a traditional Indian outfit in Mumbai as Pam joined India’s Big Boss 4 show.

Do you think it’s time for Pam to stop posing nude?

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more Pamela Anderson and Ed Westwick after the hop…

There’s no word on what said fan will have to do in order to win. The only information Nokio leakined at the moment is that the film will be titled “Commuter” and will also co-star Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick?

Will Ed take off his clothes and grant a female (or gay dude) the same generosity as Anderson? The only thing we’re told is that the scene will take place in an elevator…grrrr.

Would ever enter such a contest?

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More pictures of Pam after the ban…

Actually, this is surprising because Pam has been seen in a lot less in public before! Here, all of the necessary parts are covered – not even a little peek is showing.

Pamela Anderson’s recent trip to Montreal, Canada was wasted by Canadian authorities as they tardily informed her that her new ad would not receive a permit to be shown. Anderson was visiting to kick off a new advertising campaign for fringe animal rights group, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA).

Pam just haven’t been having the luck lately. She didn’t win Dancing With the Stars and she doesn’t get air time in her home country! Do you think Pam has realized her star has lost a little bit of its wattage power now?

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More pictures of Pam after the hideous hat…

Pam took to dancing. But then, was anybody surprised with how sexy the outfits were?

The former Baywatch babe, who appeared on the US version of the show earlier in the year, says she is looking forward to revisiting the country’s sandy shores with her Australian dance partner Damian Whitewood.

“It is one of my very favourite countries in the world to visit – great people, great beaches, great (veggie) food and everything I love,” Anderson said in a statement.

“And this time I am coming back with my dearest new Australian friend, the man who took on the task of teaching me how to dance.

Ooooh, when will those dating rumors begin? Pam and Damian…has an interesting ring to it. Do you think Pam will try and date Damian?

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more pictures of Pam, her crazy hat and her mystery guy after the jump…

I personally never cared too much for Pam until Dancing with The Stars. Boy, didn’t Pamela become my idol. I thought she was absolutely entertaining and brilliant even thought Pam and her handsome pro dancer partner Damian Whitewood were voted off.

Did anyone watch Pam on Dancing with The Stars? It almost made me want to see Pam and Damian as a couple.

Back to Pam, her crazy hat and the mystery dude, he could just be a friend since Pam has said recently that she’s given up on men. As for Damian, he’s a very sweet guy.

Pam on Damian: “I love being on Dancing with the Stars because I just have a real romantic friendship with Damian my dance partner. Nothing going on, just a true friendship and dancing. It is so incredible,” “It is a really good, healthy relationship and I need more of that. Because, y’know, sometimes sex can ruin things.”

What do you think of Pam and her crazy hat? What about her mystery guy? He could be a new boyfriend or just a friend?

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more heartbreak after the jump…

The judges have been so impressed with Pamela even though she failed to make the grade. Their last dance was simply elegant.

Pamela had this to say “This has been one of the best experiences of my life, and that says a lot. I’ve had a lot of good experiences,”  About her “Dancing with the Stars” cast mates, she said “I’ve met a lot of friends.”

Anderson thanked her partner : “Damian is amazing… I just wanted to thank you very much,”

“You’ve been an amazing person to work with,” Damian said.

The judges were sad to see Pamela go. “Heartbreaking to see,” head judge Len Goodman said.

“A great performer. Somebody that brings life to every character she plays. Always different and always uniquely Pamela Anderson. That’s a star quality,” Judge Bruno Tonioli said.

Tom Bergeron, the host of Dancing with The Stars said the show’s producers had been trying to get Anderson on the show since episode one and they were trilled that she finally accepted this season.

Pamela, you have been sensational and I wasn’t expecting so much from Pam on the dance floor!

Did you like Pamela on the show as much as we did?

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watch Pamela’s DWTS video after the jump…

As Gather so wisely puts it “ She [Pamela] is a performer that brings whatever character she is given and what story the dance is telling, and she brings them to life. This has kept her in the competition up to this point, even if she landed herself in the bottom two a couple of times this season.

On Monday, Pam and her partner Damian Whitewood performed a waltz; once again Anderson impressed the judges. She’s proved to be a much better actress than I’d previously given her credit for. I think Pam should be on Broadway. Pamela, you’ve been so impressive.

What do you think of Pamela on Dancing with The Stars?

Check out the video of her performance on DWTS:

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More pictures of Pam after the leap…

Pam was at a PETA event over the weekend in her former bombshell uniform white shirt and shorts. Is it because it shows off her tan? From the Sun:

 the glamour model still looked like the ultimate beach babe as she participated in a three-mile walk through her hometown of Malibu in white hot pants.

The event was to raise money for the California Wildlife Centre.

Pam makes milkshakes in white, practices dancing in white, watches her kids play baseball in white. I guess raising money in white is fine too…Why do you think she is always in white? Ok, she must like it. Do you think Pam looks good in white?

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more DWTS results after the jump…

As for Pamela Anderson? Thumbs up for the ex Baywatch bombshell, she’s tangoed her way to safety. The secret? Could it be her wig? Better dance moves as a brunette?

We know Kate Gosselin sucks when it comes to dancing but did you know without Kate on the show, the ratings have taken a 11% dip from last week? According to Sun Times, The Dancing with The Stars season premiere drew a big time 23.9 million viewers but Monday night’s performance without Kate only drew 10.2 million viewers, an 11 percent drop from the week before.  Admit it, it’s more fun with Kate on the floor, isn’t it?

Who do you think will end up winning?

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many more DWTS contestant pictures after the jump…

As the Daily Mail reports, Pamela had on a curled bleached blonde wig and a checked dress to impersonate the western and country legend Parton as Pamela danced the quickstep to the theme from 9 to 5. Pamela might just be clinging on to life on Dancing with The Stars but I still think she is doing great.

Judge Carrie Ann Inaba was so impressed with Anderson that she told her she could perform on Broadway.

The Pussycat Dolls’s Nicole Scherzinger and her partner Derek Hough topped the leader board with their tango performance inspired by Julia Roberts and Richard Gere’s classic “Pretty Woman”

As re reported earlier the reality star, mom of eight, Kate Gosselin finally got voted off the show last night. I didn’t expect Kate to stick around this long, did you?

What did you think of Pamela and her partner Damian Whitehead’s 9 to 5 performance?

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more Pamela after the hop…

The report goes on to say these money woes are probably (most certainly) accurate as Pamela for the past few months has made some interesting business decisions.

“A few months ago, she made a promotional appearance at a Pennsylvania Rite-Aid to hawk her new fragrance, Malibu. In February, she pitched her products to shoppers at a Southern California Sears. Last week, she attended the “launch” of a milkshake.”

Where is Tommy Lee in all of this? Regardless, Pamela is said to be seeking consult from her lawyers about what her next steps should be. Yipes. Next you’ll tell us Pamela is scouring craigslist looking for some quick ways to make some cash.

What should Pamela‘s next money scheme be?

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more Pamela & and sensual rumba after the jump…

Monday night’s performance show introduced the first ever “Double Score Showdown,” which allowed the judges to score the night’s dances — the tango and the rumba — twice. Each couple received points for their technique and another set for their performance as People magazine reports.

Evan Lysacek and Anna Trebunskaya scored 52 which put them at the top of the leader board for the second week in a row.  As Carrie Ann raved, “A perfect blend of artistry and technique.”

Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough scored 50 points putting them in second place for the night. Bruno said it was beautiful even though there were a few missed steps. Carrie Ann said Nicole looked nervous.

Kate Gosselin is still hanging by the thread. Kate and her partner Tony Dovolani landed at the bottom of the heap with just 32 points. Despite the judges’ kind words. Bruno calling it a “mini breakthrough” and “a step in the right direction.”

Tonight, one couple will be eliminated on the live show, who’s going home? Perhaps Kate’s eight children will be relieved to have mommy home? Do you think Kate is going home tonight_

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more Pamela and her shakes after the jump…

What’s an all-vegan milksake you might ask. It’s not as if we put ground beef in an usual milkshake. But milkshakes are normally made with milk!  Pam’s milkshake is unique, it’s dairy-free vegan!

Lots of celebrities have their own milkshakes, you know that right? There’s the Miley Shake (Miley Cyrus); The Lindsay Shake (Lindsay Lohan); The Kim K Shake (Kim Kardashian); The Khloe Shake (Khloe Kardashian) and it goes on and on and on.

Don’t forget to catch Pamela on Dancing with The Stars!

Have you tried one of these celebrity shakes before?

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more Pamela after the hop…

Regardless of the fact Pamela is on the wrong side of 40 (42), she was lobbying to wear micro minis with no undergarments whatsoever. Maybe to get more viewer votes? Usmagazine.com reports that she hasn’t been too popular with viewers.

“Despite the fact that the judges have given her good scores, the show’s 22 million viewers haven’t been impressed.

“That upsets her,” says a source close to the former Playboy model, 42, who landed in the bottom two during the first elimination round. “I guess she’s too sexy, so only men vote for her!”

But she’s found fans in her castmates, whom she charms with her humor.  Before the first show, Anderson sent each female competitor a rose with a note reading, “Break a lash! Love, Pamela.”

Do you think Pamela should start dressing and acting her age?

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more Pamela after the jump…

Pamela must have needed to wind down after all the hard work she has put in for “Dancing with the stars” but might have out done herself tonight. Pam also had multiple stains on her top possible just from spilling her drinks while dancing and having a great time.  The guy in white, is that the latest man of interest or just Pam’s pal?

Do you think it’s anything wrong when celebrities get a bit wasted in public?

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More pictures of Pam after the jump…

Pam also refused to wear the pasties under her strapless and barely there tops. From In Touch Weekly:

With a fashion philosophy of the more titillating, the better, Anderson, 42, insisted on trimming a couple of inches from the hem of her premiere-night mini. She also balked at wearing pasties (in case of a wardrobe malfunction), says a source – not to mention panties, says another. On that last item, she relented. Adds the source: “She had to, but she didn’t want to.” Another must? Perfect lighting. To score an interview, camera crews had to have ring lights, which help hide wrinkles.

I hate to see what the controversy would be if she had a wardrobe problem like Janet Jackson did! Oh boy…

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More pictures of Pam after the flip…

Pam and her partner Damian Whitewood exuded sex, according to Bruno. So, is that a good thing or a bad one? From the Mirror:

 Pamela Anderson helped Dancing with the Stars make a sexy return to US screens last night, with a daring routine that saw her rip the shirt off her dance partner.

The former Baywatch star won particular praise from judge Bruno Tonioli for her red-hot cha-cha with Damian Whitewood.

Hopefully Pam can tone the hair and the sexy down for next week. But then, that’s why people are watching, isn’t it?

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