Paris Hilton’ new album was inspired by Kylie Minogue. All you Kylie fans can groan and wonder what kind of horrors Paris is doing to imitate her music. And everyone else can groan because Paris is recording more music.

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Paris said she was recording her music soon but didn’t give a release date. Phew. From TVNZ:

The blonde heiress took to her Twitter account to express her admiration for the Aussie pop princess.

Paris Hilton calls LA brutal. Paris nailed her hometown only shortly after she said she was looking forward to hitting the club scene! What do you think happened that changed her mind? Paris must have become used to the mellow crowds overseas who didn’t care about her every move!

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Paris Hilton wants her dog to date Cheryl Cole’s dog. Do dogs even know what a date is? I wonder how Cheryl feels about the hookup that Paris wants. Maybe she agrees to the match with Tinkerbell and her pup Buster?

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Only Paris would think about hooking her dog up with another celebrity’s dog. Would she put Tinkerbell in a dress or casual club clothes? From IBN Live:

Paris Hilton was booed off stage in Italy. It seems that Paris didn’t have such a great trip to Europe this time…she ticked off the Germans and the Italians. Does Paris know who she is messing with?

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From Pink News:

The socialite appeared at Join the Gap, which was organised by gay rights group Arcigay at the Borgo del Tempo Perso club in Milan.

Paris Hilton is in trouble in Germany. It seems Paris skipped out on some events that she was scheduled and paid to attend because of a fight! Paris and Doug seem to be on the rocks again…

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It seems one of the appearances made Doug mad. So they fought and Paris wouldn’t come out of her hotel room. What a tantrum! From sify:

Paris Hilton’s quote goes down in the record books. Not a record book, but the Oxford Book of Quotations. Yes, Paris and Oxford hand in hand. How ironic is that? And if you aren’t in the know, Oxford isnt’ tha name of a new boyfriend of Paris‘.

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Parisis thrilled to have been included in the famous book, mostly because she will be forever immortalized. Isn’t there enough immortalization of Paris? From Reuters:

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt escaped to Fiji this week. Doug and Paris recently reunited after a very public break-up earlier in June. Looks like Doug is pulling out all the stops trying to win Paris back. I’m sure this will work. For a month or so.

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According to Eonline.com, Doug rented out a private island in Fiji. Must be nice!