Ok, a little confession here. I don’t watch Paris Hilton newest crapfest show, Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. This is, of course, for health reasons. The mere notion of suffering through the title of Parisite Hilton’s best friend forever makes me break out in hives and scratch off my eyebrows. I’d rather earn minimum wage dressing subs at the neighborhood Subway than act as a walking blackberry for that mess of a woman!

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