Paris Hilton says she isn’t dumb—she’s just playing a character. Got that? Paris is an artist expressing herself through the medium of reality television, crappy music, and a hair extension line. Oh, and perfume. Paris recently told reporters she thought the prime minister of Great Britain was television personality Gordon Ramsey and that she had no idea what a “pint” was -”is that alcohol,” she asked?

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Another reason to throw out the television and never look back, Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest are uniting to bring us more crap TV. I know this is going to shock you, but the show is REALITY-based, Paris Hilton is playing—Paris Hilton! I know, I know. Those two wizards are constantly thinking outside the box.

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Ryan said: