Paris Hilton sat down with Parade to chat up her new movie The Hottie and the Nottie and guest appearance on The L Word, the series about lesbians. Paris said she would be happy if she had absolute nothing. Hahaha!

(( Every woman has an ugly day. Do you? I think we’re humans. All girls feel like a “nottie” some days—like someone who isn’t turning heads. That’s just part of life. I just get a facial or a massage. Pampering yourself gets you back into “hottie”-ness.