According to the latest Hollywood gossip, Penelope Cruz came to the set dressed as toilet bowl leavings. And she says Johnny Depp made her do it. So we’re guessing the set of “Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides” must have been witness to some pretty wild sh*t.

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What sort of on-set scatological fetish have these two co-stars got up to? Was this Johnny‘s way of saying thank you to Penelope for teaching him vulgar Spanish words? Imagine her Hispanic hotness reporting for work in a poop costume.  What would have made Penelope do that?

JOHNNY DEPP now knows a bunch of the raunchiest, most vulgar Spanish words known to man, thanks to his ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides’ co-star PENELOPE CRUZ.

Well, we don’t really see anything bad about that—anything that comes out of Johnny Depp’s mouth is worth listening to.

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During a press conference for the promotion of their new movie, Johnny revealed:

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Penelope Cruz doesn’t like her brother’s girlfriend, who happens to be Eva Longoria. It seems Penelope has a few unkind things that she thinks of when she is mentioning Eva. Does Penelope’s brother Eduardo care? Maybe. But not enough to dump Eva yet.

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Eva and Eduardo have only been seeing each other for a few weeks, but she isn’t popular with his family already.

Penelope Cruz and Javier Bardem welcome baby boy! Penelope and Javier welcomed their first born baby in Los Angeles on Tuesday, January, 25. 

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The power couple’s baby boy was born in Cedars-Sinai Hospital in Los Angeles on Tuesday just days after Penelope threw a baby shower party in her L.A. home last week. 

Cruz, 36, and Bardem, 41, started dating in 2007; married in a small ceremony in the Bahamas July last year. In September, Cruz confirmed her pregnancy.

Eva Longoria has rebounded quite nicely from her split with Tony Parker with none other than Penelope Cruz’s little brother, Eduardo Cruz. This also might be a Mrs. Robinson, cougar-esque type of an affair – Eva is 10 years older! ( Scroll down to see pictures of Eduardo)

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OK! reports this week that the two have been quietly seeing each other for the past few weeks, with Eduardo sneaking out of her house in the morning after late night romps.