Pete Wentz (of all poeple) has advice for all of you caught in a nude picture scandal. You might wonder: What does Pete Wentz know about posing nude? Well, then you don’t remember when pictures of Pete’s winky were blasted all over the Internet a few years ago. Google at your own risk.

more photos of Pete after the hop….

Pete Wentz is paranoid. No, seriously paranoid about someone wanting to murder him.  He even refuses to answer the front door, thinking that it will save him.  Ooo-kay.  Why would anyone want to murder him?

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Pete has admitted he is bipolar in the past.  He had a drug OD in 2005 and continues to fight the battle.  One of his delusions back then was that he would murder someone.  Now it is revered.  From the Daily Mail:

Ashlee Simpson & Peter Wentz are getting married next week! Ashlee has a lot on her plate, a new album, a baby on its way and a wedding. Ashlee is set to have a shotgun wedding next weekend in California to her rocker beau Pete Wentz.

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A source close to the couple has told Hollyscoop exclusively, “The wedding invitations have been sent out, its taking place the weekend of May 16. The location will not be revealed until the day of the wedding but guests are told it will be an hour drive from Los Angeles.”