TANNING MOM will have to keep dreaming, because according to PLAYBOY, she will NEVER grace their pages.
Whew!
“Tanning Mom” Patricia Krentcil may occasionally be the topic of celebrity gossip websites and sought after by reality TV producers (or so she claims) for her infamy caused by speculations of sneaking her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth with her, but as far as Playboy CEO Hugh Hefner and his people are concerned, she and her “sexy” pose are definitely not Playboy material.
HUGH HEFNER has one single New Year’s resolution for 2012…to stay single.
You may think it mightn’t be the toughest vow to make good on, but knowing how much the 85-year-old connoisseur of flesh loves women, it may as well be a promise he’s likely to break before half the year is out.
Our proof? He’s been the hands-on Playboy CEO since 1953, and lived a shamelessly decadent lifestyle surrounded by naked women of his choosing…
Hollywood celebrity gossip has learned that both HOLLY MADISON and KENDRA WILKINSON slammed CRYSTAL HARRIS for starting a dog custody battle with HUGH HEFNER. And why shouldn’t they? Crystal is probably just seeking more attention… after all, why is she asking for the dog now, after months of leaving it with Hef?
Crystal is obviously not content with dumping Playboy mogul Hugh Hefner just days before their already-paid-for wedding, taking the engagement ring and selling it, and making fun of his skills in the bedroom… she now wants to take his dog, too.
LINDSAY LOHAN just landed herself a contract as the face of Jag Jeans! We just knew that Playboy shoot would get her places.
Not only does she hold an untitled screenplay to a movie offer, she’s gotten this modeling contract under her belt, as well.
Looks like Lindsay, like Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson, Marilyn Monroe, and all the naked Playboy bunnies who got their start posing nude for the 58-year-old girlie magazine, owes Hugh Hefner a big one. Will the Hef be coming around to collect soon?
Guess where Hollywood rumors say JUSTIN BIEBER‘s favorite hangout is…the Playboy Mansion! And he’s got an open invitation to come and visit anytime he wishes. Should SELENA GOMEZ start worrying?
Apparently, the “Baby” singer, who’s still weathering the paternity claim slapped on him by Mariah Yeater for allegedly fathering her now 5-month-old son Tristyn, reportedly enjoys hanging out with Playboy CEO Hugh Hefner and his bunnies…and he’s only 17! Talk about living every man’s dream….
LINDSAY LOHAN lost her purse on Sunday while on vacation, then found it again… minus $10,000 in cash! The incident happened in Hawaii, where LiLo sought to escape the media explosion that followed the leak of her entire Playboy celebrity photo shoot over the weekend.
Lindsay took a probation officer-approved holiday last week and fled to for Hawaii for a well-earned (and we mean well-earned!) respite after taking all her clothes off to pose as another person. Unfortunately, like she does her phones, other people’s jewelry and her virtue, Lindsay still hasn’t gotten out of the habit of forgetting where she leaves her stuff…including her purse with $10,000 in cash…
