The new LINDSAY LOHAN Playboy cover takes on MARGE SIMPSON‘s similar pose for the magazine’s 2009 cover…game on!

Vote in our poll…who’d you rather?

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Celebrity news isn’t quite sure if Hugh Hefner‘s run out of cover ideas, but here’s that Playboy bunny shaped chair Homer Simpson‘s wife donned on the November 2009 cover again. It looks like they painted that iconic seat red for Lindsay‘s Playboy photo shoot this year…

Recycle much?

Here’s the only unairbrushed photo of LINDSAY LOHAN from her nude Playboy shoot… not bad, huh?

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As previously reported by celebrity gossip websites, Lindsay’s nude Playboy photos have now been made available online after some of them were leaked way ahead of schedule by a hacker with mad skills.

If you’ve already seen them—and we’re pretty sure you have—then you’ve probably noticed that LiLo’s gloriously nude body was pretty heavily airbrushed, which isn’t surprising as most magazine photos rarely ever make the final cut without going through some serious post-processing.

HUGH HEFNER is releasing the LINDSAY LOHAN Playboy issue early because apparently, the entire celebrity photo shoot has been leaked online, and the Playboy CEO has no choice but to join ‘em because he certainly can’t beat ‘em.

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Hollywood rumors are going around Dina Lohan herself allegedly leaked her daughter’s $1 million worth of “tasteful” tributes to Hollywood icon Marilyn Monroe. And whether this story is true or false, or simply the case of a mother proudly showing her offspring’s latest accomplishment to the world, you’ll be seeing LiLo‘s full celebrity naked glory sooner rather than later…

If you want first dibs on the LINDSAY LOHAN celebrity photo shoot for Playboy, here’s the cover of the December/January issue… someone leaked it. Boo-ya, HUGH HEFNER!

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We’re pretty sure Lindsay Lohan could use this kind of publicity, given her career isn’t going anywhere right now, and she’s rumored to have been thinking about jumping into the reality show circuit to keep her in powder bread and butter. But don’t worry Mr. Playboy CEO Hefnercelebrity news will give credit where credit is due…and we think this is truly a very tasteful shot of La Lohan

PAMELA ANDERSON, sex tape veteran and Playboy Bunny extraordinaire, is set to play the Virgin Mary in a Christmas special on CTV’s “A Russell Peters Christmas” in her native Canada. Spectacular piece of casting, that!

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Star news was thinking more along the lines of Mary Magdalene maybe, or even that Samaritan woman at the well… but the Virgin Mary? We suppose miracles do happen…and Pamela Anderson‘s about to reclaim her virginity, such as it is, on Canadian television…

Sorry, there’ll be no full frontal nudity for LINDSAY LOHAN‘s Playboy celebrity photo shoot when it makes its debut on the January/February 2012 issue. So much for your anticipation, you aren’t getting a single glimpse of Lindsay fully uncovered unless some hackerazzi goes and infiltrates her email account.

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But don’t get mad at LiLo. It was Playboy CEO, Hugh Hefner‘s decision. It seems he wanted a Marilyn Monroe photo shoot like the one Lindsay did for celebrity photographer, Bert Stern. So she’ll be naked alright…only strategically covered like the Bert Stern photo above instead of fully beaver-ified like we’ve been expecting…