The unfortunate victim of a false rumor, a reverse of the one about gunned-down rapper Tupac Shakur being alive and kicking in New Orleans, Rob remains on the earthly plain, and the only death that’s occurred involved his killing his audience with laughter at Atlanta’s Punchline comedy club where he did another of his hilarious stand-up routines Sunday night.

So, no, the latest Hollywood gossip confirms – Rob has not been involved in a fatal car crash in Queensland. But he is still fatally inflicting numerous cases of LMAOs in Tinseltown.

We wonder who’s been spreading these rumors? Is it the same person/group of persons who reported actor Jeff Goldblum as having died in a similar accident in Australia three years ago?

And yes, Elvis is alive and well, and living a fully vegan, drug-free lifestyle in New Zealand.

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In case if you missed the Tonight Show on Tuesday, here is the video of Rob Schneider in drag playing Lindsay Lohan, it’s hilarious

Is Lindsay ever going to smarten up? We surely hope so.