English stand-up comedian RUSSELL BRAND has started an odyssey of serial dating, and has been trashing soon-to-be-ex-wife KATY PERRY to the women he goes out with.

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Hmmm…bitter much?

Looks like Russell has left a lot of things unsaid before filing for divorce, and is making up for lost time by bad-mouthing Katy in front of the bevy of beauties he’s been seen with night after night. Didn’t these two meet for some last ditch talks to save their marriage? Looks like the dialogue may have turned ugly because Brand is certainly turning on the vitriol…

KATY PERRY has unfollowed estranged husband RUSSELL BRAND on Twitter, according to the latest celebrity news.

Nothing says “we’re over” like clicking that “Unfollow” button, huh?

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So you know how after a breakup, most girls cope by getting a haircut or a new hair color… and then by “unfriending” or “unfollowing” their former significant others on all their social networking accounts? Well, Katy seems to be following that same exact pattern.

KATY PERRY wants to get back with RUSSELL BRAND just to piss her parents off? If this is true, then apparently someone is trying to live off of a highly unrealistic teenage dream.

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Brand is in L.A. right now to meet with Katy to discuss their separation and finalize the impending divorce. Sources say Katy‘s made this meeting an opportunity to have some last ditch talks with her estranged husband in a bid to save their marriage. But the main reason Katy wants Russell back, Hollywood rumors argue, is because she’s hell bent on pissing off her pastor parents who’d prefer her to date someone with a little bit more religion…

KATY PERRY and RUSSELL BRAND are set to meet for crisis talks over their shattered union…can this marriage be saved?

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Russell flew in from Britain recently to meet with Katy and their lawyers to discuss the details of their separation. It seems like Russell Brand is eager to move on and get on with his life, but Katy‘s still hoping they can talk out a reconciliation. Well, hey…she’s dealing with a cold Brit here. Do you think she’s ready to grovel on her knees to get back with him?

KATY PERRY emerged from her self-imposed seclusion since estranged husband’s RUSSELL BRAND‘s divorce announcement…and she sported a serious case of blue hair!

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Just a few hours before tweeting her in-absentia congratulations to the winners of the People’s Choice Awards, an event she was supposed to attend but begged off from, Katy was spotted by a fan wearing full make-up, a star spangled Adidas track suit, and blue hair while leaving the set of a commercial for the sportswear company in Santa Barbara…

Hollywood rumors have zeroed in on the guy KATY PERRY is most likely to rebound with, and it’s none other than…(cue drumroll)…bible-toting footballer TIM TEBOW?

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Wait…what? How did this happen? Isn’t it too early for Katy to start thinking of other men to date so soon after soon-to-be-ex-husband, Russell Brand announced he was filing for divorce a little less than two weeks ago?

Well, sure…but not if her parents are gunning for these two to hook up…