Salma Hayek threw a fit in the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood last night. Radar spies were there and witnessed Salma pitch a grade-A hissy fit when there wasn’t an available table outside. Salma wants to eat outside and she wants to eat outside NOW.

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Apparently, Salma showed up with a group of girlfriends. Everything was peaches and champagne flutes until they were denied a seat outside due to a full house. According to Radaronline.com:

Salma WILL wed again this weekend, but cheaply. Well, not cheaply, but not as expensive as people once claimed.  A couple weeks ago Salma poo pooed reporters saying she was having a multi-million dollar affair.  She said it was about love, family and friends.  So, that’s what she is having this weekend.  In a castle.  In Italy.

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Salma married a billionaire, so who cars if she spends a ton of money really?  Certainly he doesn’t.  US Magazine got the details:

Salma Hayek denies multi-million dollar wedding is in the works.  Salma eloped with her billionaire boyfriend during the winter, after breaking up with him last summer.  And last summer they were supposedly having a two million dollar wedding, which Salma calls ridiculous.

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Salma seems like a laid back, down to Earth girl.  Which is unusual for an actress who just married a billionaire.  Refreshing, actually.  So when she says she doesn’t want a lavish wedding or party to go with it, I tend to believe her. According to People Magazine:

Salma Hayek got married on Valentine’s Day. Salma married her off and on again billionaire beau Francois-Henri Pinault, in Paris. Francois is the father to her one-year-old daughter Valentina. The two broke off their engagement last July, but rekindled their affair this past fall.

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The two were married in the City Hall of the Sixth Arrondissement in central Paris. Forbes magazine estimated that Francois, who is CEO of the luxury giant PPR and the son of one of France’s richest men, is worth an estimated $16.7 billion.

Salma Hayek is feeding the world. Literally too. She was visiting with UNICEF to impoverished countries and ran across a starving infant.  What did Salma do?  She didn’t whip out her checkbook and she didn’t whip out a bowl of cereal.  You won’t believe what she did do.

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Yes, Salma has a daughter that she still breastfeeds.  So, Salma put the starving baby on and it had a free meal. Warm milk. From Dlisted:

Salma Hayek recently told reporters she’s addicted to breastfeeding. No worries, Salma—we’ve all got our vices. In the same vain some Hollywood actors complain about cigarettes or hookers, she says she just “can’t stop”!

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I’m like an alcoholic. It is like, I don’t care if I cry, I don’t care if I am fat, I am just going to do it for one more week, one more month, and then when I see how much good it is doing her and I can’t stop.” – News Au

Busty Salma Hayek’s wardrobe malfunction or near wardrobe malfunction on German television show “Wetten Dass”. Salma, 42 was wearing a very low-cut revealing traditional Bavarian Dirndl dress. Salma had to wear the revealing outfit after losing a bet with an audience member. I bet she loved it for the attention, you think?

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What do you think designer Karl Lagerfeld is staring at? He’s pretty harmless, isn’t he?