So if you have a thing for heavily-inked “ladies”…and a heavily tatted-up guy, then this is your chance to score some kinky action from the woman who really couldn’t let go of her 15 minutes of fame, she went and made a couple of sex tapes to stay in the spotlight…

According to Hollywood rumors, the tapes document two sexual encounters, and only one involving the inked guy, which were shot last year at the very least, just when it looked like the media had gotten tired of going on about her liaison with Jesse James.

We’ve also heard the tapes were acquired by Red Light District, the same porn giant that brought you “1 Night In Paris” (remember that one?),  and you can expect the whole thing packaged in a 2-DVD box set by early next year.

Talk has it, “Bombshell” has several other sex tapes she wanted to make a deal for, but the contents of which were said to be so extreme, even Red Light District put the red light on them.

Wonder how much she made…

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Sandra, who filed for divorce from philandering ex-husband Jesse James last year, is still not dating, and she isn’t looking to start anytime soon. A friend of the Award-winning actress tells Us Weekly:

“She’s still not ready to date.”

That’s definitely understandable. Sandra is obviously still healing from her messy divorce, and she probably has her hands full with being a single mom.

Another insider shares:

“Her friends are always trying to get her to go out and meet guys, but she just wants to stay in and watch movies. She says dating is the last thing on her mind.”

So we’re guessing it’s safe to say that Sandra is on a sort-of hiatus from men right now… and who could blame her? Any woman who’s gone through what she did with Jesse would definitely steer clear of men, too.

Right now, only one member of the opposite sex holds Sandra’s attention… and no, it isn’t Ryan Reynolds.

It’s her son, Louis Bardo Bullock.

Do you think Sandra is right to stay away from the dating scene, or should she get back on the saddle post-haste so as to get over her scumbag ex?

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Sandra, who rarely rocks fierce looks on the red carpet, looked fabulously edgy in a black satin Alexander McQueen suit, which was cinched at the waist with a gray belt. The jacket was especially interesting, as it had shoulder pads and fitted sleeves.

The outfit looked quite daring, thanks to Sandra’s lacey nude inner top, because it looked as if she had nothing on underneath the suit.

Casadei shoes, a silver clutch, and cocktail rings completed the look.

As for hair and makeup, Sandra opted for stick-straight hair, earthy eye makeup, and berry lips.

We love the whole look, but we kind of wish Sandra had gone with an updo. A high bun would’ve been better, as her hair kind of drew attention away from her plunging neckline.

What do you think?

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Jesse, who seems to have made it his life’s mission to perpetually trash talk his ex-wife Sandra in every single interview or TV appearance, made his return to TV on the Discovery Channel’s “American Chopper: The Build-Off”—and of course, he found a way to bash Sandy again. He said:

“I became a big shot and married some Hollywood actress and didn’t talk to anybody anymore, so I feel bad.”

“Some Hollywood actress,” huh? That’s a pretty disrespectful way to talk about your ex-wife, Jesse.

He adds:

“I feel obligated to reconnect with all these people and show ‘em that I’m still the same fabricator motorcycle guy. I’m not what I became.”

Seems like this guy is just trying to up the ratings by dragging his A-lister ex into it… again.

Classy move, Jesse.

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Sandra wore a gold beaded and sequined AllSaints dress, which she paired with a black Stella McCartney blazer and sparkly grayish-silver Jimmy Choo pumps.

The award-winning actress accessorized the outfit with a large cocktail ring, chain bracelets, silver drop earrings, and a black and gold Jimmy Choo clutch.

As for her hair and makeup, Sandra opted for a classy updo, shimmery silver and black smokey eyes, and pale pink lips.

We love her dress! It looks totally gorgeous on her. However, if we had one complaint, it would be the shoes. Sandra should have rocked black strappy heels, or maybe some black ankle strap pumps. Gold sandals would have worked, too.

And maybe a warmer color palette for her makeup? The smokey eye and pale lip would have looked nice if this dress was silver—but since it’s gold, a more yellow-toned makeup look would have been best.

What do you think of Sandra’s outfit?

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Kinky!

The two lovely ladies have been linked to Ryan at one time or another, but what kind of mesmerizing power does “The Green Lantern” star possess to make these two “rivals” for his affection agree to share breathing space in honor of his birthday?

Reports say Blake has rebounded on Ryan after her split from Leonardo di Caprio. And Hollywood gossip websites produced photographs of Oscar winner Sandra and Ryan hiking on a shared vacation.

And the fact that they went and saw a burlesque show together? They aren’t telling the whole world of their menage a trois status, are they? Like we said. Kinky.

On the other hand, they’re probably just three lonely people whose shared experience of going through relationship wringers in the past year and a half have brought them closer to one another…enough keep a pal from spending his birthday all by his lonesome.

And the burlesque show?

Give them a break…they need some happiness in their lives, don’t they? Even if it’s the vulgar kind.

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How sweet of him.

Ryan dated Sandra, his “Murder By Numbers” co-star, from 2002 to 2003 and Rachel, his “The Notebook” co-star, from 2004 to 2008. The “Drive” actor reveals:

“I had two of the greatest girlfriend (sic) of all time. I haven’t met anybody who could top them.”

Hmm.  If they were so great, then why did the relationships end? Ryan blames the business. He shares:

“Showbusiness is the bad guy. When both people are in show business it’s too much showbusiness. It takes all of the light, so nothing else can grow.”

But it seems that Ryan may have finally found the woman who can “top” his two greatest loves. The actor was recently spotted enjoying a fun Disneyland date with Eva Mendes. When asked about their relationship, Ryan admits:

“I’m giving as much to it as a marriage… I’d like to be making babies but I’m not, so I’m making movies. When someone comes along I don’t think I’ll be able to do both and I’m fine with that. I’ll make movies until I make babies. I have no idea when the handover will happen.”

Do you think Eva could be Ryan’s next “greatest girlfriend of all time”?

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Despite the fact that it’s only been a few months since their divorce was finalized, Scarlett reportedly does not harbor ill feelings about the fact that her former husband has found someone else. A source tells Star magazine:

“Since Scarlett likes and respects [Sandra Bullock] so much, it doesn’t bother her that she’s with [Ryan Reynolds] now.”

The source adds:

“She knows how much [Ryan] wants to be a dad, and that while Sandra loves her career, she treasures motherhood more.”

Do you think Scarlett really has moved on and is genuinely happy for Ryan and Sandra?

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Ryan and Sandra recently went on vacation together in Wyoming, and according to Star magazine, the rumored couple discussed marriage while hiking along the Grand Teton National Park trail near Jackson Hole. A source says:

“As the day went on, they started thinking about it, and soon the thought of spending their lives together didn’t sound all that ridiculous… It sounded wonderful.”

Later, Sandra and Ryan were spotted enjoying each other’s company at a local restaurant in Jackson Hole called Rendezvous Bistro. An eyewitness claims:

“They enjoyed a few drinks and were very comfortable around each other… They seem to fit together, like it’s a really easy and fun relationship.”

There hasn’t been any official confirmation of their engagement—or even their romantic relationship, for that matter.

If this rumor is true, do you think Ryan and Sandra are moving too fast?

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According to TMZ, Ryan and Sandra are currently vacationing in Jackson Hole with a few other friends, and they were recently spotted hiking in the Wyoming wilderness—pretty innocent, right? But we can’t deny how sweet the hunky “Green Lantern” star was to his “gal pal” Sandra—he actually carried little Louis Bardo in a backpack the entire time.

Aaww!

Yes, we know the whole Ryan-Sandra dating rumor is so old news, but wouldn’t they make such a cute couple?

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Sandra, who adopted 16-month old baby Louis a while back, has learned a lot about herself as a person after becoming a mother. Sources reveal:

“He brought so much joy to her life right when she needed it most, and she thinks having another baby will double her happiness… She was interested in welcoming a pair of siblings into her home but she’s hesitant to take on such a responsibility because she’s traveling so much for work.”

Despite the whole failed marriage debacle, the actress refused to break down and immediately found herself another man—baby Louis. But as for baby no. 2, a rep for Sandra denies the story and says:

“Ms. Bullock has no intention of adopting another child at this time.”

However, celebrity gossip websites are speculating that maybe Sandra just wants to keep the adoption private for now. After all, she kept her first adoption a secret for months. An insider reveals:

“Sandra knows she has even more eyes on her now, so she has barely whispered a word about this to anyone.”

But is it a good idea for Sandra to adopt again?

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Jesse went on ‘Piers Morgan Tonight’ and indulged in his new favorite sport: bashing his ex-wife. He talked about Sandra’s Golden Globes speech and said it was totally “phony”:

“She said that speech at four different awards shows.”

Jesse also added that he was “100%” glad to be away from Sandra and the whole Hollywood scene that comes with being with her:

“I don’t know how I survived in there as long as I did… It’s just pretend, its not real. I’m like the guy that goes to the shop. And I don’t hang out in the shop, I go to the back and hang out with the guys that are all greasy dirty and that’s where I belong.”

What’s this guy’s problem? We really don’t think he has the right to say all these things about Sandra—after all, he was the one who ruined their marriage! Just last week, celebrity gossip websites were buzzing about how he told everyone that his current squeeze Kat Von D was better in the sack compared to his ex-wife.

So here’s the big questions: why is he ragging on Sandra so much?

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When Stern asked who he preferred under the covers he replied:

“100 percent” better with Von D. That one is an easy no-brainer. She’s a vixen. If she cheated on me, I would forgive her and still love her. When everybody kind of turned their back on me and . . . and totally persecuted me and, like, nobody wanted to be my friend. She was there for me through all of it. Who would imagine that one year later I would be happier than I’ve ever been? There’s only one now, and one forever. I’m devoted to this chick and she’s rad.”

Perhaps they deserve each other? How on earth she can trust him is beyond me, but perhaps that little “if she cheated” comment is telling about that relationship. Maybe monogamy just really isn’t for them.

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So why did he choose to cheat on his wife with numerous women?

“You’re trapped, I thought suddenly. It came out of nowhere, but you’re trapped pretty good, aren’t you? Before I met Sandy, I’d romanticized the stable, calm married life: the idea of me finally growing up. But now I missed… talking shit, cracking jokes with my no-good friends. Too many people knew me now. I couldn’t escape…Mentally at a loss, desperate for something to make me feel like I had some sense of freedom, I ran through the list of things I could do to assert independence over my life. Infidelity, unfortunately, was at the top of my list.”

Ugh. What a child, right? James then goes on to say he was never shown real love as a child so when Sandra fell in love with him he rejected her affection by sabotaging the relationship.

What do you think? Clever excuses for infidelity or has this experience forced him to be more introspective? Wouldn’t you hate to be his new girlfriend? Ugh.

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James, shown here with new fiancee, celebrity tattoo artist, Kat von D, has custody of his daughter Sunny, from his second wife Janine Lindemulder.

“I don’t want to try to second guess what she thinks or something like that…I mean, I know why I moved. I moved initially so the kids could keep a relationship and I could kind of keep a relationship with Louie, and then whatever else happened besides that.”

James and Bullock‘s 5-year marriage publicly imploded last year after James‘ cheating with several women came to a head, causing Sandra to cancel her European promotional appearances for her film, The Blind Side. And now the 2010 Oscar winner has cut him off from contact with his own daughter.

Boo-hoo, Jessie?

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Sandra has always been very generous with her time and donations to various charities. Demi seems to be following the same path. Good for her!

CNN is reporting that Bullock sent the donation to the American Red Cross to help with earthquake and tsunami relief efforts in Japan. The contribution was made by ‘The Blind Side’ actress on behalf of her family.

CeleBuzz is saying that actress Demi Lovato has also donated $1 million to the relief efforts in Japan and she is encouraging her fans to donate as well.

Lovato was spotted in Los Angeles holding the Japanese flag with the words ‘Please Help’ written across it, trying to drum up monetary support for the relief efforts.

Way to go Demi and Ashley. You show Hollywood how the good girls do things in life!

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Hasn’t Sandra been through enough this last year? From cheating to a new baby to having to worry about this non-sense?

According to The National Enquirer, the actress is scared her ex-husband will get revenge on her by lying to the world that she’s a lesbian. She also fears that he has a secret sex tape of their lovemaking.

“Jesse would always say that Sandra went to bed with a book or script and five or six of their dogs, leaving little room for him in bed and no chance to have sex. He also told friend that he and Sandra had zero physical attraction, and they hadn’t had sex for months before they split. Sandra is on edge because Jesse could justify his cheating by creating the false impression that she withheld sex from him or is a lesbian”, one source told The National Enquirer.

Sandra has had too many boyfriends for people to think she is really a lesbian, right? Do you think Jesse would really lie like that?

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No so, says Bullock. In fact, she’s using the fail-safe Hollywood response – “we’re just friends.” When asked about the rumors on the red carpet she said:

“He is not my lover, just an amazing friend I’ve had for 10 years. I hope there’s more friendship like that,” she said, “but I don’t get his loving after dark. [Louis, her 1-year-old son is] the only man in my life right now and that’s all I can handle.”

Do you buy it? Or do you think Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds are on the downlow secret lovers?

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News is that Scarlett Johansson is not happy Ryan Reynolds has rebounded so quickly with Sandra Bullock. The source says Scarlett has and was very careful about only being photographed with Reynolds. Now only a short month later he’s quickly found solace with Sandra.

One of ScarJo‘s friends told Popeater.com:

“Scarlett is a deeply private person, who during her entire marriage was only ever seen and photographed with her husband a handful of times,” a friend of the actress tells me. “Now, less than a month after they split that fool has gone and got himself photographed with [Bullock] on New Year’s Eve of all days. Of course she is devastated.”

While the jury’s still out on whether or not Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock are actually dating, even so much as the rumor can’t be good for Scar‘s esteem.

While nobody has spotted any straight out canoodling as of yet, they had this to say:

“Sandra loves Ryan. They became very good friends when they filmed ‘The Proposal,’ but they are not a couple, at least not yet. They love spending quality time together. They are both newly single and leaning on each other for support,” an insider tells me. “Who knows what will happen in the future, but any rumors of them being together and splitting up Ryan’s marriage to Scarlett are false.”

What do you think? Will these two end up hooking up in 2011? Can’t wait to find out!

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