Yes, the funny girl, Sarah is doing her first ever full- frontal nude scene in her upcoming movie “Take This Waltz.”

Silverman tells New York magazine’s Vulture, “The movie, I think, is gonna be great because [writer/director] Sarah Polley is incredible, but my body? In all honesty, I would say it’s a lot closer to Kathy Bates in ‘About Schmidt’ than, like, Julianne Moore in ‘Short Cuts,’” “I am begging you to lower your expectations!”

So what should audiences be ready for?

She adds, “A Cream of Wheat–ish texture on the upper thighs, from knee to belly button, I would say in all honesty,” ”And a misshapen upper thigh that actually is not misshapen because there’s probably more [in the world] like it than not, but it doesn’t look good in jeans.”

Silverman, who co-stars alongside Michelle Williams, says she took the role because she was thrilled to have the chance to work with Polley.

Oh Sarah, we love you anyway and besides, they do photoshop or use all kinds of gadgets to make you look just fantastic so don’t worry!

photos: Fame

more Sarah giving new boyfriend Alec some serious PDA after the jump…

 After eating Sarah sits on Alec’s lap and lavishes affection on him. Jimmy who? LOL. For those who didn’t know Sarah and Jimmy Kimmel dated for seven long years and they ended their relationship last year.

Alec is one of the writers for “Family Guy“. Aceshowbiz reports that Sarah met Alec on Twitter. She followed him and posted a message “You’re funny”.

Sarah told Playboy magazine in a recent interview, “When we finally met, he came over to my place, walked in the door, put out his hand and said, ‘Hi, I’m Alec.’ We’ve spent every day together since.”

Happy to see you happy Silverman! Relationships aren’t easy, these days most of us just have too little tolerance and massive ego. Am I talking about myself? I’m not telling.

What about you? Do you have a good relationship? Share some secrets with all of us if you’d.

photos: Bauer Griffin

more Sarah after the hop…

Sarah, who spent close to a decade with Jimmy, told the magazine:

Usually I like pudgy, macho-ish guys,” says Silverman. “But I think I mistook macho-ish for strong, emotionally. And I think it’s really the opposite…Her new boyfriend, the writer Alec Sulkin, is “the first guy in a decade who’s given me any kind of compliment, like saying I’m pretty or anything.”

Can that be true? Is it possible Jimmy Kimmel never paid poor Sarah Silverman a compliment? What do you think?

Photos: Bauer Griffin

More pictures after the surprise…

Jimmy’s kids really liked Sarah and were reportedly telling him to get married.  Sarah must not have felt that way or she would have not dumped him.  Us Weekly says:

“Sarah initiated the split this time,” the source tells Us. “He’s bummed.”

This breakup happened within the last two weeks.

“He’s really blue — very down,” another source tells Us. “Seems like it’s over for good this time. He’s sad because he just bought a new place and now has nobody to share it with.”

The couple, who first split in July, reunited last fall.

I wonder what really happened this time.  Too bad for all parties involved.

When asked what she thought about the new 90210, she succintly responded:

“I’m 37. I have nothing to say about the new 90210. Who gives a s–t.”>

More photos after the bang…

Amen, lady. And when asked about her newest conquest, seeing as she’s split from Jimmy Kimmel, she exclaimed:

“Barack Obama, hands down…He’s so ridiculously sexy. He’s got that swimmer’s body and he stands like Fred Astaire, ya know, slouchy but with incredibly great posture.”

A mental image of Sarah Silverman and Barack Obama doing the sexy times just flashed before my groggy eyes. I need some coffee and a cold shower with Ajax.

Photos: PR Photos 

More pictures after the break…

US Magazine announced Sarah and Jimmy released a joint, brief statement that said they split and there would be no more comment from either one.  Both are busy with filming their own TV shows, sometimes on opposite sides of the country.  They had said they were happy to be in a relationship without getting married and they seemed to be…for five years.   No word as to why they split.  Kimmel was married previously and has children with his ex-wife.

Photos: PR Photos

photo: PR Photos

Watch video of Sarah Silverman & Matt Damon singing “I’m fu#king Matt Damon”:

The two serenaded Kimmel, Silverman’s longtime boyfriend, with a gleeful account of their raunchy affair — all in jest, natch. It wasn’t Damon’s first cameo on “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” which often ends with the C-list host pretending to bump the A-list star. This time, Damon had the last laugh, interrupting Silverman at the end. “Stop right there,” he said. “Jimmy, we’re out of time.” – Chicago Tribune

Sarah & Jessica Biel faked a kiss during the show

Sarah Silverman runs from David Davitian’s body triple who enforces the acceptance speech time limits

Silverman said paparazzis are very aggressive this year , they make so many vaginas even famouser.

Paris Hilton was there before reporting to LA County Jail.  Silverman made jokes about Paris Hilton saying that the prison guards are going to paint the bars to look like penises to make Hilton feel better! She worries that Paris is going to break her teeth on those things!