The people in charge of running Scientology – but not Tom Cruise – are reaching out to Amy Winehouse.  They believe they can help her overcome her addiction demons and get back to normal.  Can anyone help Amy get back to “normal”? 

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Pink Appears to be crossing over to the dark side.  And the dark side is the one that involves Tom Cruise and that hole where we lost Katie Holmes some time ago.  Yes, I mean Scientology.  The cult of the stars.

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Tom Cruise thinks he is so important that he adds protection to his cars.  What?  He has bullet and bombproof cars for him and Katie Holmes to drive around in.

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 From Celebslam:

“It sounds like he’s taken a page out of one of his action movies.  A-list celebrities know they can’t be too careful. Tom’s vehicles look perfectly normal, but in reality they are more like armored trucks. He really, really loves his cars and he can afford the best.”

Tom Cruise has been told by church bigwigs that he’s the “chosen one” and destined to spread the word Scientology around the world. Hmmm. Cruise joined Scientology in the 80s.

David Miscavige, the leader of Scientology believes that Tom Cruise, the 44-year old superstar will be worshipped in the future like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of Scientology.