The people in charge of running Scientology – but not Tom Cruise – are reaching out to Amy Winehouse.  They believe they can help her overcome her addiction demons and get back to normal.  Can anyone help Amy get back to “normal”? 

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Amy Winehouse Death Watch—like Lindsay Lohan Drugging, Lady-Banging and Britney Spears’ Sex Tape-gate—definitely deserves it’s own daily, multi-post saga. People are constantly popping out of the woodwork with even more disturbing details, thus nudging every news service in the country to gather its Amy Winehouse obituary details by day’s end. The latest? Amy Winehouse’s coke-happy nose is on its last legs. A really good friend (heh) said:

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Pink appears to be crossing over to the dark side.  And the dark side is the one that involves Tom Cruise and that hole where we lost Katie Holmes some time ago.  Yes, I mean Scientology.  The cult of the stars.

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Will Smith has joined the ranks of Hollywood power players actively recruiting for the Church of Scientology. Must be influenced by his buddy, Tom Cruise ha?

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Big stars like Smith traditionally distribute “wrap presents” to crew members after completing a film. His recent gift after wrapping next summer’s comedy “Hancock” was a card good for a personality test at your local Scientology center.

Tom Cruise has been told by church bigwigs that he’s the “chosen one” and destined to spread the word Scientology around the world. Hmmm. Cruise joined Scientology in the 80s.

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David Miscavige, the leader of Scientology believes that Tom Cruise, the 44-year old superstar will be worshipped in the future like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of Scientology.