SCOTT DISICK showed off his  crotch bulge in a pair of tight pants while out on a pharmacy run in Calabasas on Sunday… and it’s a pretty impressive package.

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Now we know why Kourtney keeps him around.

Scott Disick may be a notorious alcoholic with a propensity for immense douchebagerry, but he clearly has some redeeming qualities.

The Kardashian sisters once talked about how huge Scott‘s manhood is on their reality show… with Kourtney likening it to an “elephant’s trunk.”

According to the latest Hollywood gossip, KENDALL and KYLIE JENNER were reportedly caught partying at a 21-and-over club on Tuesday!

Whoops.

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Surely it’s not the first time Kendall and Kylie got to party illegally at a place they weren’t supposed to, but this is probably the first time they actually got caught. And the worst part is, there was apparently a “voyeuristic” sex theme (with topless dancers!) at the club where the the teen reality stars illicitly partied.

In recent celebrity news, SCOTT DISICK got flipped off by a runway model at a fashion show in L.A. for Style Fashion Week.

That’s why you need to behave, Scott.

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Everyone knows that Kourtney Kardashian‘s baby daddy can be a bit of a jerk sometimes. Like when he’s making sexual comments about her on Twitter, ordering her to lose weight, asking her for threesomes, or “sexually harassing” her sisters. So really, it’s no wonder runway model Caroline D’Amore gave him the finger as she walked down the catwalk for a Style Fashion Week show in Los Angeles on Tuesday, which Scott attended with sisters-in-law Kendall and Kylie Jenner.

The KARDASHIAN sisters sing along to DRAKE during a recent car ride, as seen in a newly-uploaded Keek video.

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Move over, Amanda Bynes… There are other people who love Drake!

In a new Keek video uploaded by Scott Disick, he and the Kardashian sisters—namely Khloe, Kourtney, and a newly blonde Kim—are seen driving around and showing some love to Drake‘s song, “Hold On We’re Going Home.”

This reality TV family definitely loves doing multi-tasking while driving.

KRIS JENNER‘s sex tape was mocked by her own daughter, KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN, even though it hasn’t leaked yet.

Check Kourtney out:

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Kris Jenner shocked the world and her reality star family when she admitted that she and her husband, Bruce Jenner, have their own sex tape.

Of course, you understand how weird that is, considering that’s her own infamous daughter Kim Kardashian‘s thing starting early February 2007, when her tape with Ray J went viral.

KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN has proven–with a paternity test–that SCOTT DISICK is her son MASON‘s father, Hollywood news reports.

Whew!

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After more than three years, rumors that Michael Girgenti is Kourtney Kardashian‘s alleged baby daddy has been officially and scientifically debunked.

The long-overdue results of a paternity test has arrived and it reveals that her rightful partner, Scott Disick, is the father of their 3-year-old son, Mason.