A crazy trespasser was arrested for breaking into Sean “P. DIDDY” Combs Hamptons home and allegedly living in it on and off… for almost 11 years!

How Sean missed that is beyond us…

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Sean Combs will have to check and change his sheets in his mansion in the Hamptons because the cops have arrested a trespasser resembling Chris Rock named Quamine Taylor on April 1st who allegedly broke into his home through an unlocked basement door, slept in his own bed, wore his own clothes and consumed his own food while he was away!

DIDDY‘s Grammy Awards post-party tickets to be held at the Playboy Mansion will cost you $50,000 a pop. That’s right. If you want to party with Sean “Diddy” Combs after the Grammy’s, you’ll need to be loaded.

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The Grammy Awards are a few weeks away, but tickets to it’s after-parties…particularly this one above…seem to be selling like hotcakes. Looks like a lot of people in Hollywood have fifty grand to spare to party with Diddy, Hugh Hefner and his girls at the Playboy mansion…

CAMERON DIAZ and DIDDY? Well, why not…they’re both single and available and make a really great couple. Kind of like O.J. Simpson and Nicole Brown Simpson.

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Uh…wrong couple…maybe Seal and Heidi Klum? There. That’s better.

Cam and the rapper with the identity crisis (can’t really tell if he’s Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, Puffy, Diddy or P. Diddy from one moment to the next) were seen really affectionate with each other at New York’s PH-D Rooftop Lounge atop the Dream Downtown Hotel where celebrity news presumed they hooked up after arriving separately with their respective group of friends…

According to the latest Hollywood gossip, JENNIFER LOPEZ was recently spotted out having dinner with her ex-boyfriend, SEAN “DIDDY” COMBS! Is she going through her little black book and getting in touch with all her exes now?

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Maybe she is! First it was Ben Affleck—who is said to have helped J.Lo (we don’t know how, exactly) with the separation from hubby Marc Anthony—and now it’s her other ex, Diddy.

SEAN “DIDDY” COMBS would like you to call him “Swag”. Now, please, before those gangsters in the ‘hood hunt him down for doing whatever he’s been doing to piss them off. It seems Combs hopes changing his name (yet again) will cause a lot of confusion that’ll put him back on the map, and leave those gangsters in the dust scratching their heads at how they’ve missed ‘nailin’ da brotha’. Again.

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A woman, Valerie Joyce Wilson Turks, recently filed a court order against Sean Combs saying he conspired to topple the World Trade Center. Turks swears she and Diddy dated and have a son together as well, and that one of Diddy‘s long-term loves, Kim Porter, and Rodney King (of all people) were in on the WTC destruction.

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