How Sean missed that is beyond us…

Sean Combs will have to check and change his sheets in his mansion in the Hamptons because the cops have arrested a trespasser resembling Chris Rock named Quamine Taylor on April 1st who allegedly broke into his home through an unlocked basement door, slept in his own bed, wore his own clothes and consumed his own food while he was away!

Good thing the caretaker finally spotted the 30-year-old trespasser, who was said to be mentally ill and was off his meds, in an upstairs bedroom because his alleged 11 year streak of “living like” Diddy had to end sometime! Quamine was called to answer in court for trespassing and petit-larceny charges and is currently in custody.

Quamine admitted to the NY Post:

“[I had been] going to the house from time to time since 2001 … I stay there a lot, but Sean gets funny sometimes about me staying there.”

That has to be the craziest celebrity news this week.

What do you think? Real or a belated April Fools joke?

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The Grammy Awards are a few weeks away, but tickets to it’s after-parties…particularly this one above…seem to be selling like hotcakes. Looks like a lot of people in Hollywood have fifty grand to spare to party with Diddy, Hugh Hefner and his girls at the Playboy mansion…

Ticket prices start at a modest (by Hollywood standards) $1,500, and go up from there, depending on what kind of services you require at the black-tie affair.

The $50,000 ticket will net you no less than 20 VIP admissions to the Mansion’s Monster Cabana that comes with privacy, security, exclusivity, and a preferential VIP sitting arrangement. You and your posse will also get dinner, open bar, free flowing bottle service all night long, and 15 dedicated female promotional models to paw mingle with for the duration of the party.

Oh, and proceeds for the party will go to benefit the Angelwish Foundation for children afflicted by HIV/AIDS. So it’s all for a good cause.

What are you waiting for…get your $50K tickets while supply lasts...

Photo Via “Fame At The Mansion” VIP Exclusives

Uh…wrong couple…maybe Seal and Heidi Klum? There. That’s better.

Cam and the rapper with the identity crisis (can’t really tell if he’s Sean Combs, Puff Daddy, Puffy, Diddy or P. Diddy from one moment to the next) were seen really affectionate with each other at New York’s PH-D Rooftop Lounge atop the Dream Downtown Hotel where celebrity news presumed they hooked up after arriving separately with their respective group of friends…

Cameron was with a bevy of besties, dancing and drinking at the Marble Lane Restaurant when they were joined by Diddy who ordered more booze for the “Bad Teacher” star and her lovely ladies. Let’s just say the night was filled with a lot of spirits…human and liquor alike.

A lot of eyewitness say Cameron and Diddy were very touchy-feel-y with one another before splitting the joint at around three in the morning.

Are they taking up where they left off in 2008? Maybe there’s a leftover spark both of them wanted to fan to see if the flames would still rise. First their lunch date last month at Scarpetta in Beverly Hills, and now this.

Both Cameron and Diddy are at an age where consent is an option and regret isn’t. (Diddy would know. He has five children with three different mothers).

Who knows, maybe they’ll open the New Year as 2012′s first celebrity couple…

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Maybe she is! First it was Ben Affleck—who is said to have helped J.Lo (we don’t know how, exactly) with the separation from hubby Marc Anthony—and now it’s her other ex, Diddy.

Jennifer and Diddy were reportedly spotted dining together at the Philippe Chow restaurant in New York on Wednesday. An eyewitness claims:

“Diddy came in quickly and immediately went to the private area . . . about 20 minutes later J Lo went in. I was in shock.”

Shocking indeed. The former couple dated for about two and a half years before breaking up in 2000—a year after the infamous shootout that had Diddy up to his ears in felony charges.

So what’s Jennifer doing with Diddy, who is reportedly dating 24-year old singer Cassie? And, more importantly, is this dinner date even true, or is it just another story the rumor mill churned out?

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Turks writes:

“[Diddy] went through Kim Porter and Rodney King and knocked down the WTC and then they all came and knocked my children down. Set me up to be on disability and disabled my baby. he put my baby in a wheelchair.”

Also part of the allegations? Diddy apparently date raped her and stole her casino chip worth over “100 zillions of dollars.”

Well, yes, she sounds sane, right? Right as rain.

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David asking Diddy: When you are the owner of the NFL team and you had a problem arise the way the Vickings and the Jets had a problem with the quarterback Brett Favre of taking pic of his hmm you know.

Diddy: Yeah yeah yeah yeah

David: How would you handle something like that?

Diddy: I’m the perfect spokesman for that baby because you need an owner like me that has gone through different things, and has had different experiences. Me I’m a sex texter, what’s that sexting?

Then Diddy goes on to become more explicit!

LOL. don’t we just love you Diddy! As we just reported Diddy wants to be the first black man owning a major NFL team and we don’t see why not.

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“I will be the 1st black man to be majority owner of a NFL football team!!!! BELIEVE!!!!!!! All things are possible through Christ!” Combs tweeted.

No team is currently up for sale but dude’s got the dough so I say it’s no rocket science, we’ll soon see Sean Combs conquering the football arena. Perhaps Diddy wants to own a gossip blog? Come on anyone close to Sean, give him a shout for me. He seems to be generous and a real good boss, doesn’t he?

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more Diddy after the hop…

Spero says she was replaced with a woman much younger who “lacked her skill set.” According to her lawyer, Spero made Diddy.:

“Francesca Spero opened the door for Combs’ career and, now that she’s 51, he showed her the door at Bad Boy…he allegedly said she earned too much money for “someone who could no longer keep up with his fast-paced lifestyle” and fired her.”

Yet, the caveat? Spero also underwent treatment for addiciton to alcohol and opiates in 2008. Hm. What do you think? Is suffering a hip injury and not being able to keep up the lifestyle reason for dismissal or should he have given her another shot?

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Keira Knightley in Elle Magazine March 2010

Jennifer Aniston in Cabo celebrating her 41st birthday!

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Great achievements in baby strollers

How controversial: Same Sex-y Armani ads

Olivia Munn outtake photos

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More pictures of Diddy after the drive…

Diddy isn’t known for doing things small…or quiet. Do it up big! From omg:

His dad didn’t just throw Justin a huge, star-studded birthday party at the Manhattan club M2 Ultralounge on Saturday night. He also presented the youngster with a brand-new Maybach, wrapped in a red bow and parked outside the club.

The party, which was filmed for the MTV reality show “My Super Sweet Sixteen,” featured performances by rappers Fabolous, Lil’ Kim, and Jim Jones. Cast members from “Jersey Shore” were also there to wish Justin a happy birthday.

Sounds like a party for every normal, 16 year old, right? Ha! What did you get for your sweet 16?

Photos: Bauer Griffin

more pictures of Diddy and his wax figure after the jump…

In the interview, Diddy opens up about his past relationship with J.Lo, his meeting with Michael Jackson, his brief stint dealing drugs and how he tried to lose his virginity … at age 7 and actually did it at 13.

I know he’s egocentric but hear him out. Sean “Diddy” Combs grew up in Harlem, he never even dreamed he’d be an entertainment mogul.

 ”I dare you to write down all my achievements. It will be overwhelming. Break it down and then say who’s number one in hip-hop,” he says in the January/Feburary issue of Playboy. “If I’m not inspiring you at this point, you’re a lost hope.”

On Jennifer Lopez:

“I’ll always cherish her. There are people who come into your life that you’ll always love and respect. She’s definitely one of them. I feel as though we changed each other’s lives. … It was a different type of feeling. It was being in love with somebody who understands who you are because they are exactly like you.”

On trying to lose his virginity:

“I tried to lose my virginity when I was seven years old. I was on top of a girl who was nine or 10, but it didn’t happen — so everybody doesn’t have to bug out. My mother and the babysitter whipped my ass, but it didn’t knock me off my mission.”

On when he actually lost his virginity:

“When I was 13, and I felt like I was a porno star because I’d been watching porn for so long… I’m proud to say I love sex. You might catch me in a porn store at any given moment — it ain’t nothing I’m ashamed of. If they start sending freaks to jail, I’m guilty as charged.”

On growing up in Harlem:

 ”Growing up in my neighborhood you didn’t want to be a basketball player or a rapper. You wanted to be a drug dealer — that was a great job to have. It’s a ridiculous, stupid, ignorant way to think, but that’s the way we were programmed.”

On whether he ever sold drugs:

“I sold drugs for 48 hours… I’m out there five minutes when three cop cars pull up and officers jump out and start chasing me. I ran and got away. We reconvene in the same place two hours later. Cops jump out and start chasing me again. There’s a helicopter overhead with a light following me through the woods… I turned into a scared white Harvard student. God was sending me signals. I told my friends, ‘Thanks y’all, but no thanks. This game is not for me.’ I walked out that door, and I ain’t been around nobody with no drugs. I don’t want to see no drugs.”

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photos: Diddy poses with his wax figure at Madame Taussaud’s museum in NYC earlier this week.

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More pictures of Sean Diddy after the champagne…

Has Diddy ever done anything quietly or cheaply? Nope. His big birthday wasn’t going to be the first either. From the NY Post:

Sean “Diddy” Combs spent a whopping $3 million on his champagne-flooded 40th-birthday party at the Plaza for 500 guests. He created a fantasy Garden of Eden-themed room with a $30,000 orchid display, installed his own black dance floor and black chandelier and treated guests — including Jay-Z, Bono, Nelly, Martha Stewart, Christy Turlington, Zac Posen, Kim Kardashian and Denzel Washington — to a silver confetti-drop, courtesy of lighting wizard Bentley Meeker, and a performance by Al Green. Security was tight and even Tyrese Gibson and “Twilight’s” Kellan Lutz had to talk their way into the VIP area.

If you could go all out like Diddy did on your birthday, what would you get? Ponies? Celebrities? Imported food? What do you think Martha gave him for a gift?

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Diddy was told that Chris and only his mom would be staying in his house.  He wasn’t told there would be girls, jet skis, Rihanna and tons of photographers on hand to try and catch the two together.  And frankly, what does Diddy expect from a 19 year old, immature woman beater?  From the New York Post:

SEAN “Diddy” Combs had no idea Chris Brown was going to use his home on Star Island to stage his reconciliation with Rihanna for the paparazzi. A music industry insider tells us, “Chris called and said he needed to crash at Diddy’s house while he was recording. He said it would just be him and his mom.” In fact, Brown, who just got charged with two felonies for allegedly beating up Rihanna the night of the Grammys, brought her down and called the photographers. “Chris is a dog,” another spy said. “He’s always been so critical and nasty to Rihanna, making fun of her accent.”

Do you buy Diddy’s story or is he just trying to put distance between him and Chris for the sake of space?

The video is what you’d expect. Diddy in a tuxedo, flanked with hot women in the South of France doing all sorts of hot shot things like gambling, looking sexy and jetskiing. I dunno. Diddy’s got style and the same kind of chiseled masculinity you’d expect from Bond—but he’s Diddy. And his bloated ego and nauseating self-importance just permeate from his being. I think it would make viewers uncomfortable.

I vote NO on Diddy being a first black Bond. But they could give him a bit part just to shut him up. Waiter? Cababa Boy?

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more photos after the hop…

Diddy told Britian’s Observer:

I think that James Bond from London should be sent on a mission to come to New York and he should meet me, black Bond. He should get kidnapped, and I should have to save his ass. I don’t want to take his [Daniel Craig] job. But he should just know that he has a counterpart in the United States.”

Yeah, I don’t think I’d go to that movie. 

Would you pay to see P. Diddy play a black James Bond? I think that would be my cue to boycott the entire film industry. Just playing..

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Sean says via ContactMusic:

The rapper is teaming up with New York’s Taxi + Limousine Commission to give away thousands of free cab rides.

Street teams will hand out $15 debit cards in Times Square and Chelsea from 11 p.m. on Wednesday night through to 3 a.m. the following day (01Jan09), or until the supply runs out.

Combs tells the New York Daily News, “New York is the world’s most iconic New Year’s Eve city, so let’s lead by example and show everyone that a sophisticated holiday celebration doesn’t just end when the ball drops, but when everyone gets home safely.”

That is cool!  He may be getting publicity, but Sean’s very smart and shrewd in how he’s doing it!  Keep everyone safe which in turn gets loyalty to your brand!  Genius.

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more photos after the hissy fit…

“He [the decorator] was given a budget of $7,000 and 12 hours to create an all-white décor, including 1,000 white roses, blow-ups of Diddy and Barack Obama, and $2,000 of white fabric…Diddy declared it dreadful and went into a major hissy fit, screaming, ‘Show me the receipts!’ and ‘Get the money back!’ to his assistant. Then he began ripping the fabric off the walls saying he hated it. He berated the poor young decorator to the point that the guy gave back $2,000 of the money he had spent.”

Wowza! Who’s duty is it to crush a valium and slip into his champagne? Whoever has that job needs to be terminated and replaced immediately. Never let Diddy out of his cage without his proper medication. It’s dangerous. Literally. Diddy was a holy terror on his birthday. You really gotta walk on eggshells and handle him with kid gloves. Oh, and don’t you dare not dress “presidential.”

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more photos after the hop…

I felt like my vote was the vote that put him into office. It was down to one vote, and that was going to be my vote. And that may not be true, but that’s how much power it felt like I had.

Might not be true? Aww, don’t low ball yourself, Diddy! Once the supreme court gets wind of the news you voted for Obama I’m sure they’ll close the polls and send everyone home. Do us all a favor next time, though. Release your election confirming your vote beforehand and save us all the adrenaline rushing hoopla. 

He also compared himself to Martin Luther King Jr.

I’m not trying to be dramatic (ed note: too late!), but I just felt like, Martin Luther King, and I felt the whole civil rights movement, I felt all that energy, and I felt my kids..it was all there at one time. It was a joyous moment.”

Let’s not get too politics-happy, Diddy. I can see him getting a wild, election seed planted in his ego and running in 2012. Diddy 2012. That would be the ticket.

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more photos after the druggy treat….

Every lyric sounded like it was the Cookie Monster yelling in my ear, and I started feeling really [bleep]y, but I had to play through the set. I couldn’t just go up to Puffy and say, ‘Sorry, I ate a [bleep]-load of hash brownies, I can’t do your White Party.’ “

I bet Aubrey O’Day is cursing the scorched earth she sluts on after reading this news. She’ll no longer be able to participate in the most important festivities of Diddy’s White Party. Can you imagine the fireside games she’d want to play while hopped up on hallucinogens?

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