As reported here earlier Hugh Hefner’s classy new meal tickets, Karissa and Kristina Shannon, have a criminal record. And none of this measly misdemeanor crap—these sophisticated ladies rocked out with a felony! And not just any felony—aggravated battery, for beating up another woman. That poor chick. She was outnumbered by those nutso Shannon twins. Hide your children.

more photos after the classiness…