Hugh Hefner can’t tell his girlfriends apart any more. Ewww. Hugh admitted he can’t tell them apart from looking at Karissa or Kristina Shannon unless he sees their neck. One has some type of a birthmark that the other does not. Is anyone else kind of losing their breakfast right now?

More pictures of the Shannon twins after the skip…

I don’t know how Hef can tell any of his girlfriends apart – they all have bleached blonde hair, big boobs, tans and long legs. According to Fox News:

Hugh Hefner, contrary to previous reports, isn’t still in love with Holly Madison and doesn’t want her back as a girlfriend. While Hugh and Holly shared a torrent affair up until when she left the mansion in October, Hugh wants everyone to know that he is now in love with new playmate, Crystal Harris.

more photos of Hugh after the hop…