Hugh Hefner’s Shannon twins like swagger in a man. Huh? Karissa and Kristina Shannon did an interview where they list details of the men they like, what turns them on (shudder) and details people really didn’t want to hear. Now there are snickers behind poor old Hugh’s back…

More pictures of Kristina and Karissa after the leap…

Why are there snickers? Well, Karissa and Kristina look for things in a man, that Hef doesn’t have. According to Fox News:

Hugh Hefner doesn’t remember Lindsay Lohan. The scene Saturday was more like Hugh was showing his age and either can’t ear anymore or else is getting forgetful…very forgetful. Lindsay just happened to get caught up in his ‘Senior Moment’ and it was caught by everyone on the red carpet. Poor Lindsay!

More pictures of Hugh and Lindsay after the skip…

Lindsay has been getting some bad PR lately. She gets dissed by actors, her girlfriend dumps her, her mother claims she is responsible and Hugh forgets who she is!  Radar Online says:

Here is Dasha Astafieva who is Playboy mogul, Hugh Hefner’s third girlfriend. Astafieva, the European beauty was picked by Holly Madison to be on the cover of the January 2009 Playboy.  Ouch!  That’s gotta hurt!  And what do you think of Dasha?

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Guess what Holly Madison wore to the Playboy Halloween party?  No, really, guess what it is because I have no idea.  I think the black is a protest or some statement to Hugh Hefner, but I can’t figure it out.

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Holly takes pictures next to her regular duo – Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt – who are both in costume.  It’s not THE big Playboy party, but it was something for Halloween.  And the Bobsy Shannon twins wore an equally puzzling costume that was a short skirt and black top. 

Hugh Hefner’s new twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon went shopping yesterday to Trashy Lingerie. No, that’s not what they sell, that’s their NAME! OK, I bet they sell a bit of trashy lingerie and a host of other things they’ll wear for Hugh in the future. Eck.

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The twins with a record loaded up for a couple of hours. On clothes. Or lingerie. Or whatever else they could jam on the Playboy Credit Card. Did Holly and Kendra leave any room on that thing or is it maxed out?

Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s ex is said to be getting very friendly with The Hills star Frankie Delgado while Hugh Hefner, the old pervert, possibly the World’s oldest wannabe Playboy alive is making sure the world knows that he’s associating himself with the Shannon twins.

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Holly is not getting much attention these days without Hefner. One pap told Pop Tarts that Holly would have to pay them to take her pictures. Oh, you’ll get used to it Holly. At least you don’t have to sleep with Hefner anymore, right? Bucket, anyone?

Holly Madison opens up on Hugh Hefner’s Shannon twins and her ideal man. Sorry Hefner, Holly’s ideal man isn’t old and grey. Madison likes her men dark hair, hot, fun and smart. Now where did Hefner fit in? Smart bingo - he’s got the Playboy Empire so he’s smart. Stay tuned to hear what Holly has to say about Hefner’s new girlfriends-to-be, the 19-year-old Shannon twins!

more photos after the puke!