More pictures of Karissa and Spencer after the jump…

Spencer really must have it in his hands then and Karissa seems just as worried as Heidi Montag is over its release.

Spencer Pratt may be in possession of a sex tape after all — one that doesn’t feature himself — because Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon is threatening to sue Pratt over some private XXX footage he allegedly stole from her home.

Karissa’s lawyer fired off a letter to Spencer — claiming that he is in possession of footage that was “taken from [Karissa]” and “contains private materials” featuring herself and boyfriend Sam Jones.

Wait a minute – boyfriend? I thought Heidi was in this tape? What’s going on with this sex tape…I’m confused. Do you think Spencer has a tape of Heidi and Karissa?

Photos: Fame

more Karissa spilling the beans after the hop…

Shannon was out promoting her signature milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes with her boyfriend, Sam Jones III in West Hollywood yesterday, the Playboy playmate confirms to Radar Online that there is indeed a sex tape of her and Heidi and Spencer isn’t one of the stars (Thank Goodness) 

“there is a sex tape of me and Heidi,” “It’s just me and Heidi, that’s it,” she said.

According to Karissa, Spencer stole the video camera containing the footage when he came over to his ex to pick up some stuff.

“I talk to Heidi every single day and I tried to be there for her when she was going through her divorce, but now it’s starting to affect my life. Spencer had no right to steal my camera. There are other things on there that I don’t want to come out, including the video of me and Heidi.”

Do you buy the story or they are all in this for a publicity stunt? Do you think Heidi and Spencer are together as some are speculating?

photos: Fame

more evil Spencer after the jump…

The story goes.. not too long ago Spencer was at the Malibu house he once shared with his ex-Heidi moving out some of his stuff. Sources say Pratt came upon a camera with XXX video of Heidi and Karissa — and the light bulb went off.

Sources say it was then that Spencer decided he could make a fortune selling his “library” to Vivid Entertainment — much of it featuring naked, fornicating Speidi.

Karissa says such a tape does indeed exist, but she’s not convinced that Spencer really has it. Karissa says if the tape ever sees the light of day, she’ll sue the pants off him.

Hmmm.. Messy I say! What do you think Spencer has the tape?

photos: Fame

More pictures of the twins after the move…

The Shannon twins haven’t had nearly as much success as Holly, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt had with Hef. Maybe because Hef hanging with girls 50 years younger isn’t cool anymore, but creepy. Hugh says via E! Online:

“They’ve been hanging out with a lot of the other Playmates and they see these girls traveling across the country to do promotion,” he said. “They would like to be doing that, too.”

In fact, Hefner, 83, said he was the one who initially suggested the move, which will take place within the next couple of weeks. “When they thought about it, they thought it was a good idea,” he said, adding, “They will now be friends, but they won’t be defined as the girlfriends.”

 Gee, did anyone see this coming? The twenty year olds got tired of being limited to one old, old man. Do you think Kristina and Karissa will become stars?

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More pictures of the Shannon twins after the skip…

I don’t know how Hef can tell any of his girlfriends apart – they all have bleached blonde hair, big boobs, tans and long legs. According to Fox News:

But despite his romantic relationship with 19-year-olds Karissa and Kristina Shannon, the men’s magazine mogul admitted at the recent Playmate of the Year party at The Palms in Sin City that he still can’t really tell them apart.

“I have one little trick, one has a little mark,” Hef said, motioning to his neck. “Other than that, I don’t know.”

Check out their necks though – they both have freckles on their necks.

If you were one of those twins, and your ‘boyfriend’ admitted he couldn’t tell you apart, wouldn’t you be a tiny bit, say MAD? I guess since it’s Hugh and he is 83 years old, it isn’t an issue.

More pictures of Hugh and Lindsay after the skip…

Lindsay has been getting some bad PR lately. She gets dissed by actors, her girlfriend dumps her, her mother claims she is responsible and Hugh forgets who she is!  Radar Online says:

RadarOnline.com spoke with Hefner, as well as his blonde twin bookends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, where he took a moment to ponder past and future playmates.

When asked about potential new playmates, one troubled actress didn’t even register to the 83-year-old.

Seriously, if Hugh is going to have more episodes like that on the red carpet, the Playboy handlers need to keep him indoors. It is obvious his health is failing….but at 83, who isn’t surprised. The only surprise is that the three blonde beauties remain by his side through it.

When asked if Lindsay Lohan could make the cut for Playboy, her name had to be repeated several times before Hefner even realized who she was!

Fear not, Lindsay. Once it dawned on him, Hefner seemed open to the idea.

more photos of Holly Madison along with Hefner’s new and ex-girlfriends below..

“I haven’t seen him since I left the mansion,” Madison told Pop Tarts before his arrival. “And it is my first time filming “Girls Next Door” as a single lady so that’s exciting.”

Madison wasn’t the only ex-girlfriend who came for the celebration. Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt also came along with their beaus. Hefner’s three new leading ladies Crystal Harris, the Shannon twins: Karissa Shannon & Kristina Shannon were there as well.

This is what Hefner, the old sex pot has to say:
“As you can tell I am very, very happy. To celebrate my birthday with new girlfriends and former girlfriends is perfect, its wonderful,” he said. “I’ve had a life well-lived with so much satisfaction, I enjoy just looking back.”

Hefner is still living the dream!

Some photos of Hugh Hefner’s new twin sister girlfriends, Kristina and Karissa Shannon, are spotted at a medical cannabis store at the end of January.

More pictures after the viagara…

Several people saw Hef looking frail and under the weather at his ball this week at the mansion.  And they reported it.  From Comcast:

Fox News reported earlier today that Hef “looked far from his normally alert and healthy self” during a supposed brief appearance at Saturday’s Kandykaneland Masquerade Ball at the Playboy Mansion with new girlfriends Crystal Harris and 19-year-old twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

Hef said he was at the party the entire night and kept going till about 4:30 in the morning. “And then I was up in the morning, played backgammon during the afternoon with a buddy before we watched the final episode of The Girls Next Door.”

As for the claim that the split from his Girls Next Door Holly, Kendra and Bridget took a toll on him, Hefner said he’s doing better than fine.

Riiiight.  Hef knew Playboy can’t handle any more bad rumors right now and wants to squash bad health ones ASAP.  What do you think – he is 83!  Take that Fox News!

more juice after the silky pyjamas…

Hefner hooked up with the twins after splitting with Girls Next Door girlfriends Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson, and Bridget Marquardt.

“Within two weeks, a pair of twins arrived and … they were interested in being my girlfriends,” Hefner told Extra recently. “Several girlfriends are easier to handle than one wife.” – US magazine

Holly Madison, Hugh’s favorite ex-girlfriend introduced the three after she directed their Playmate pictorial this summer.

Seriously, I am not being wicked but some day when Mr. Hefner kicks the bucket, how do you think he wants to be remembered? The biggest Playboy in the world? Or Men who have the Money get the sluts? I don’t know how you’d see it. I need to get my puke bucket out.

More pictures after the vomit….

The twins with a record loaded up for a couple of hours. On clothes. Or lingerie. Or whatever else they could jam on the Playboy Credit Card. Did Holly and Kendra leave any room on that thing or is it maxed out?

That would be an evil trick, wouldn’t it? Charge up all the cards so the new pretties couldn’t get boob jobs or have their hair bleached. Poor babies!

Photos: PR Photos

more photos after the puke!

Hollyscoop: What’s your type of guy?
Holly Madison: “I like dark hair, I just like guys who are fun and nice. I like all the good stuff, guys who are hot, fun, nice and smart.”

HS: What are your thoughts on Hef’s new girlfriends 19-year old twins Kristina and Karissa Shannon? Do you approve?
Holly: “Ya, I worked with them this summer on their playmate layout. Their upcoming playmates so I directed their pictorial and I just want Hef to be happy and have fun.”

HS: Can you describe Hef’s type of girl?
Holly: “Blonde and not too challenging otherwise. I don’t know what he was ever doing with me.”

Blonde and not too challenging otherwise?? Well, when you are 82-year-old, I guess you would be drained if you had someone challenging, right?

Madison is back on the market after being playmate of old Hugh Hefner for years… ewww – Sorry that’s just my stomach nothing personal.

As for Hefner..

HS: Is Hef still the love of your life?
Holly: “Ya absolutely. I think its very sweet of him to say that and I think, I wish him well in his dating, I hope he just takes time to get to know girls and makes right choices.”

I honestly wish Holly well. As for Hugh, it’s Showtime as usual! Keep living his dreams! I wonder if Hefner ever placed a bid on Natalie Dylan’s cherry?  Carlos Santana says he doesn’t use Viagra but then he’s only 61.. oh, my thoughts are so mixed up right now. I need to go and get something to eat. Perhaps I need to vomit first, then get something to eat and come back with a clear head.

photos: PR Photos

related links: (lots of photos)

Meet Hugh Hefner’s Shannon Twins: Kristina and Karissa Shannon

Hugh Hefner’s new twins are criminals!

Holly Madison’s and Hugh Hefner’s Quotes of the Day

more photos after the classiness…

According to a relative of the victim, the two honky tonk teens left their gigs at Wing House (Wing House? Oh, God. This is too easy) and went to a house party. While there Kristina started arguing with party goer Erica Civello. Before Erica could exit the situation, Karissa broke a bottle of beer over her head. Then they both jumped her. Niiiiice.

This was the second charge for Karissa who has a misdemeanor battery charge too.

Wow. Good luck Hef! Looks like you picked a bunch of winners! And they don’t even have big tits…

Photos: TMZ.com, Playboy

Hugh picked the beauties because….they are both 19 and already have a criminal record!  Woo hoo.  Young, beautiful, bad…but small boobs.  How soon will the Hef change that?  You can see in their picture progression they move from brown to blonde hair…next week it will probably be white blonde!

What are these two thinking?  He was 63 years OLD when they were BORN!  GROSS!

Would you tolerate the old geezer for your career?

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