“Jersey Shore’s” SNOOKI, looking less and less like her former Oompa Loompa self, is ready for new boobs and a $500,000 engagement ring for 2012.
The pint-sized guidette is greeting the New Year enthusiastically with a smaller, firmer figure, and an itch to enlarge a part of her anatomy that may have shrunk a tad during her workout and Zantrex odyssey in the latter half of 2011. Oh, and she wants a rock, too. A big, sparkly one…
SNOOKI Is a Redhead Now!
Hollywood celebrity gossip has just learned that SNOOKI is a redhead now! No, really! The “Jersey Shore” guidette traded in her dark locks for this:
Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi will ring in 2012 looking better than ever, thanks to her constantly shrinking body and her freshly dyed hair. New year, new Snooki?
The reality star posted the photo above on her Twitter account, with the caption:
“A sneaky peak (sic)! I went mega red! My @BradleyStyleNYC is genius!”
An incredibly shrinking SNOOKI continues her shrinking odyssey via Twitter…will there be anything left of Nicole Polizzi by the time Season 5 of “Jersey Shore” premieres in January?
Does this pale, narrow-faced gal with the thin hair even look like the Snooki we know? Where is the beehive? Where is the fake tan? Where are the puffed-up cheeks shining with bronzer? If it weren’t for the leopard spots and her signature duck face, we wouldn’t even know this chick from anywhere, much less associate her with Nicole Polizzi, certified hard-drinking “Jersey Shore” guidette…
SNOOKI Is Half The Girl She Was
SNOOKI is literally half the girl she was, if her Twitter photos are any indication. The “Jersey Shore” star has lost some major weight, and if she wasn’t doing her signature duckface and wearing animal prints on her twitpics, you wouldn’t know it’s the same guidette.
In fact, the only part of her that hasn’t shrunk with her combination of Zantrex diet pills and exercise are her boobs, so celebrity news is guessing that’s about the only part of her that’s overweight…
“Jersey Shores’s” SNOOKI is a shadow of her former self, so much so that she looks more like JWOWW now than the Oompa Loompa we’ve always come to expect.
But the new lean and mean Snooki looks amazing. Her roller-coaster curves may have receded somewhat, but she actually looks younger, less harsh, and as far removed from an Ewok as could possibly be.
Hollywood celebrity gossip sites like it. We really do…
According to the latest Hollywood gossip, SNOOKI got herself inked again… check out the photos of her new (and improved) tattoo!
Snooki added to her arm tattoo—which is an image of a large crown with pink accents—during her Vegas trip over the weekend.
On Saturday, the “Jersey Shore” star tweeted a photo of her fresh new ink with the caption:
“I added to my crown! Shooting zebra and leopard stars ♥”
