Yes, they’re not! Which is pretty surprising, since Spencer is an unemployed reality TV star and Heidi’s latest gig, “Famous Food,” is reportedly one of the lowest rated shows VH1 has ever produced.

Heidi and Spencer may have dropped under the radar a bit, but over the past few weeks the notorious reality star couple has been gracing celebrity gossip websites again—because they reportedly have no money.

In fact, recent reports claim that Heidi and Spencer are completely broke and currently living at his parents’ house. Also, Spencer is allegedly in debt and owes his former agent hundreds and thousands of dollars.

However, Spencer claims that this is totally false—he does not have (and has never had) an agent. After speaking with some sources close to the former reality star, TMZ confirms:

“The couple worked with a lawyer when they were negotiating their deals for “The Hills” back in the day … but they never involved an agency.”

So yeah, Spencer and Heidi aren’t broke. He is reportedly taking up political science at USC, and she has “a couple of projects in the works”—thanks to her agent.

But wait… political science? Are we really supposed to believe that Spencer is interested in a career in politics?

God forbid.

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Heidi and Spencer may have once been the most talked-about couple on celebrity gossip websites, but it seems that their 15 minutes of fame are finally up. And their money’s almost gone, too.

The couple is reportedly living in a beach house in Santa Barbara, which is owned by Spencer’s parents—and they’re not even paying any rent. Why? Because they are broke and unemployable.

Most reality stars—like Paris Hilton and the Kardashian sisters—are smart enough to know that they don’t really have any talents to help them keep their place in Hollywood, so they put their money on all kinds of business ventures. Spencer and Heidi, on the other hand, spent they’re “hard-earned” paychecks on all kinds of useless stuff—including numerous plastic surgery procedures.

Spencer believes that the problem is that they got too famous. He says:

“We were getting paid to be people we weren’t for so long that there’s no line… What we learned is, you can be too famous.”

Do you agree that Spencer and Heidi were just victims of fame? Or were they victims of their own stupidity?

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The producers of Heidi’s upcoming show, ‘Famous Food’, have issued an all out ban on her husband Spencer—and they are very serious. Clearly, they don’t want his crazy antics anywhere near their new show.

Sources tell TMZ that Spencer has been banned since day one—he isn’t allowed to step foot on set (he isn’t even allowed to go near it) and he is not allowed to be involved in the show in any way. Heidi apparently didn’t want to argue with her new bosses, so she agreed right away.

What do you guys think? Will Spencer respect these grounds, or will he just push himself in and make trouble for Heidi?

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Spencer tells TMZ.com, he’s so serious he’ll even work for nothing — claiming, “I want to be Charlie Sheen’s new publicist…. I am offering to be his media point man and that I have great contacts with media outlets and will work for free just to be part of his ‘WINNING TEAM’.”

OMG! Spencer never fails to amaze me! Can you possibly see Charlie and Spencer teaming up?

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Heidi says they would move to be on the show. Well, duh! Who wouldn’t if they could be on the show. Does it have a paycheck?

Heidi Montag is actively pursuing joining the cast of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Her husband Spencer Pratt wants to come along too and he confirmed the news to RadarOnline.com that his “people” are going to be talking to the RHOB honchos on Tuesday.
“We would move to Beverly Hills in a heartbeat. We would be psyched if this happened for us,” Spencer told RadarOnline.com.

They might bring a younger audience to the show, I guess. Do you think they have a chance to make it on the show?

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The KFC president must have a really big sense of humor. He fired off a humorous letter to Spencer and asked him to join forces with them.

The 27-year-old’s rap song recently surfaced on the internet and it is now claimed KFC’s President Roger Eaton has offered him a partnership with the company for his song.
TMZ have got hold of a letter that was sent from Eaton to Pratt and it said: ‘We heard the song came out before it was fully cooked, and that you were just winging it as a first cut.
‘So on behalf of the entire Kentucky Fried Chicken family, we want to make you an offer so good you can’t resist.’

He went on to say: ‘We’re willing to help you tune up the track and even turn it into a tasty music video, featuring the Colonel himself. That is, if you’re not chicken.’
According to the website, Pratt was elated with the company’s offer and said: ‘My dreams have come true!’

Spencer should probably jump on the offer. He and Heidi Montag – whether they are still married or not – don’t seem to have a lot of work coming in at the moment. This project could really help them out. Do you think Spencer will really do it?

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After his own home video was vetoed, Vivid entertainment shot his a nice job offer letter asking if he’s like to get behind the camera and offer some creative consultation to the company’s many, many projects.

A source close to Heidi and Spencer say:

“We’re told both sides will get together in the near future and discuss the deal, and Spencer is definitely interested … if the numbers are right.  That’s a phrase that applies to almost anything Spencer is offered.”

Ha. Would you watch a Spencer-directed porno?

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As Heidi says, the first time was booze-drenched and the second was really for the show.

“This is like our first marriage. I feel like our first one was an elopement and we had so many margaritas and it was such a crazy time. And then the second one wasn’t our wedding. It was just a ‘Hills’ wedding and it was for all the people there and it was about everyone else. We had just gone through so much crazy stuff personally and through our jobs and everything, so for me this feels like our first real marriage. Like our first restart. We deserve a second chance at our marriage and really having this moment and not being robbed of this.”

Aws. Do you think the duo will actually make it this time?

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With Speidi recently saying they’re practically dead broke; this might be a great way out for them.

TMZ reports that a betting site called YouWager has offered the couple real life jobs with a real big salary of $100k each if they would relocate to Costa Rica.

Here’s the deal — Heidi and Spencer would get a cool $100k to “manage the odds and lines surrounding the entertainment sector ‐- ranging from celebrity news and pop culture to music and movies.”

Sources close to Spencer tell TMZ, he’s considering the gig — but in light of the recent political turmoil between CR and Nicaragua … he’s “looking into how he can legally own a firearm over there so that he can protect himself.”

Ha, if it’s true, they will be out of sight for a while! I have a feeling this could just be another one of their publicity stunts.

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The fame whores  attention hungry couple  claim they wasted about $10 million on different extravagances including Montag’s disastrous singing career and of course her many cosmetic surgeries; oh their six cars, designer clothes and trips on private jets. 

“We were immature, worrying too much about the famous part instead of the actual business part. In hindsight, we shouldn’t have spent any of our money. We should have been low-key and saved. We spoke with a bankruptcy attorney and I’ve looked into unemployment checks.”

“We thought The Hills was going to be like 90210 and we’d have another five to 10 years… Our cast was a bit boring and snoozeworthy… No wonder we got cancelled… My parents are my lifeline.”

Unemployment checks.. ha, I am just wondering if they are yapping because of the recent news which broke out about Heidi’s mom meeting ends meet being a maid?? I don’t know what to believe coming out of their mouths..

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The whole summer Speidi have been publicly feuding, even going so far as to file for divorce and tell the world about the possible release of their putrid sex tape. However, at the 11th hour, the two decided to rekindle their affair. In fact, the two were spotted burning their divorce papers. Always with the theatre, these two.

“We are back together trying to make things work,” Montag, 23, and Pratt, 27, said in a statement. “We do love each other and realized we do want to spend the rest of our lives together.”

So do you think it was all just for show?

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Heidi and Spencer made a bit of money from The Hills, so where did it all go?

the ‘Hills’ stars have run into such serious money problems, they’ve even had to flee their Malibu home after being unable to pay the rent.

Now the reality couple, who were snapped frolicking and kissing on the beach this week, have moved into one of Spencer’s mum’s beach houses.

A source revealed, “The truth is that they are cash-strapped right now and their only real form of income these days is from set-up paparazzi photographs.

“But the U.S. magazines are not really that interested in them anymore and they are becoming increasingly difficult to deal with.

“A lot of the editors know that the recent split story was a complete sham and they realize that there readers can see through it all now too.

“The reality is that they earned a lot of money but did not invest it wisely, spent way too much, and now they are in trouble.”

1 – Is anyone surprised? 2 – Does anyone feel sorry for them? Heidi and Spencer hopefully had a good time while it lasted, now they can be like everybody else in America that has lost income!

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More pictures of Spencer after the knife…

Why would you even tweet a picture with a hunting knife held up to your face? Dunno, but it is suddenly pulled down from his Twitter page where he posted it. You’ll have to check Celebuzz to see it.

Spencer Pratt took to his Twitter account to let the world know he was trimming off his infamous beard.

“Shaving. Lost my razor, but this should work.”

No word yet on whether or not he actually used the knife to shave his face, but regardless, he’s probably going to need some aftershave.

I wonder if Heidi made him shave the beard off.  Just think of how scratchy that would be agaist your face if you kissed him. Ick. The kiss, not the hair! Would you might a beard scratching your face?

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More pictures of Heidi and Spencer after the hoax…

The house isn’t cheap!  It rents for $20K a month and it seems Heidi and Spencer didn’t take care of it.

The house in questioned was a Malibu beach rental which is currently on sale for $5.5.million.

“Heidi and Spencer made some very expensive upgrades to the house, without the owner’s permission,” a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com. “Wanting to keep prying eyes away, they planted 20 foot tall trees along the front of the house against the wall. They also took it upon themselves to change the pool from chlorine to salt water which was very, very expensive.”

OK…I see upgrades, not trashing. Wouldn’t you want permission before you spent a buttload of money on trees? I think the landlord might appreciate the gesture? Or not. Do you think it was upgrades or trashing?

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More pictures of Heidi and Spencer after the smooch…

Who could stand to kiss Spencer with that nasty beard? Heidi should have made him shave it first!

The bearded Pratt and busty Montag were snapped kissing and holding hands as they enjoyed a beautiful day at the Santa Barbara Zoo, before heading out to the Santa Barbara Pier with pals for a sumptuous seafood feast.

The Hills stars are back in the states after a fiasco last weekend in Costa Rica, where Pratt was held by authorities for more than 12 hours after airport officials found two handguns in his luggage.

Montag told the AP Monday that the experience might have put their pending divorce on the back-burner.

“As far as I’m concerned the last thing in the world after everything we have just been through is to go through with this divorce,” Montag wrote. “But we are just taking life second by second.”

So, because he got busted with handguns, she decided not to divorce him? I think that would make me run to the courthouse FASTER! Do you think they ever planned on divorcing?

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More pictures of Heidi and Spencer after the fake…

Fergie and husband Josh Duhamel were official ambassadors of the event. Heidi and Spencer knew there would be cameras around.

The people behind the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer are distancing themselves from Heidi and Spencer … claiming the reality duo did not “officially” participate in Sunday’s event — even though Heidi posed for several photos in official Avon gear.

A rep for the organization tells us, “While Heidi and Spencer did not officially participate in the Avon Walk and were not there in any official capacity, we do appreciate their support of the cause and the event.”

Avon also notes that Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas was the official Special Ambassador for the event.

Sources at the race tell us Heidi and Spencer did not walk the course … but merely showed up for a short while, took photos — and then left.

Heidi and Spencer fake everything else, don’t they?  Are we surprised that they faked their care for a cause? When will these two go away for good! Do you think they were just there for the cameras?

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After Spencer’s bizarre arrest in Costa Rica, the pair seemed to have bonded over the (staged?) bad fortune.

“It was clear we’re soulmates. I don’t see any reason we can’t get back on track,” Spencer said.

“As far as I’m concerned the last thing in the world after everything we have just been through is to go through with this divorce,” Montag said in a text message. “But we are just taking life second by second.”

Oh, God. Well, there goes that. The thought of a Speidi split was fun while it lasted.

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more Spencer getting busted down in Costa Rica after the jump…

As the story goes as reports by TMZ… Spencer was on his way out of Costa Rica when he was busted for felony possession. He was booked and processed at a local jail and later released after turning over the weapons and signing a confession with the DA.

Spencer’s bizarre statement:

“As part of my spiritual cleansing I’ve spent the last week living alone in the jungle, reflecting on my past transgressions, and working to become a better person. I had to live off the land, and hunt to survive. As I departed the country this morning to continue my spiritual journey, I mistakenly brought my hunting weapons to the airport. It was an honest mistake, and they sent me on my way. On an unrelated note, I’m not allowed in the country anymore — but that’s because of the chicken incident.”

OMG, he’s never allowed in Costa Rica!! Does that mean he’ll spend more time at home??? Ok, he’ll find another tropics to hang out, right?

Spencer has spent the last few weeks down in Costa Rica while Heidi Montag, his soon-to-be ex-wife has been staying there as well. Either he’s trying to win her back or the divorce is all a big drama to create publicity! We’ll soon find out, won’t we? Anything coming out of Spencer won’t surprise us.

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Spencer Pratt apologized! To Heidi Montag! He must have something up his sleeve – this isn’t his…way. Anyway, via every celeb’s rep (Twitter) Pratt told the world:

“I need to apologize to Heidi and my 11.5 fans. I’m an epic douche – and you deserve better.”

He also told People magazine:

“Divorce can be a trying, draining, and emotionally devastating experience for all involved. Despite these hardships, most individuals manage to conduct themselves with dignity and maturity. I did not – I failed spectacularly. I horribly embarrassed the one person that meant the world to me,” Pratt told the magazine. “For my outrageous and infantile behavior, I offer Heidi my most sincere apologies.”

There has to be catch. There just has to be. Are they working up to a reconciliation?

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Spencer really must have it in his hands then and Karissa seems just as worried as Heidi Montag is over its release.

Spencer Pratt may be in possession of a sex tape after all — one that doesn’t feature himself — because Playboy Playmate Karissa Shannon is threatening to sue Pratt over some private XXX footage he allegedly stole from her home.

Karissa’s lawyer fired off a letter to Spencer — claiming that he is in possession of footage that was “taken from [Karissa]” and “contains private materials” featuring herself and boyfriend Sam Jones.

Wait a minute – boyfriend? I thought Heidi was in this tape? What’s going on with this sex tape…I’m confused. Do you think Spencer has a tape of Heidi and Karissa?

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