Terri Seymour hit the $9 million cash cow when she dumped Simon Cowell. MSNBC reported that after Terri called to give Simon his walking papers, he rewarded her with $5 million dollars to buy a new mansion and another $4.6 million for clothing, food, and manicure money.

more photos after the million dollar good-bye…

That’s a hell of a paycheck for wanting marriage and babies! How come that never happens to me when I drop the “M” and “B” words when dating someone?