Tila Tequila recently told reporters she wants to adopt a son. It looks like Tila is the latest to be infected with Hollywood babycitus. At a book signing, for her self-help masterpiece Hooking Up With Tila Tequila, she made jaws drop by blabbing about motherhood, making a billion dollars and moving to an isolated island (what’s stopping you, Tila!).

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