If you’re a struggling paparazzi and want some top-notch celebrity snaps in the middle of October, head over to the Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch in West Hollywood. It’s a simmering hotbed of Mommy and Daddy millionaire gawking. You trade Hyde and The Ivy for Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch when you pop one out. Sad but true.

more photos after the knock-out…